time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1538.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541223076368726f47bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541222a76368722dfb740000#post_541222a76368722dfb740000\r\n1: I Find no appeal in Human-looking things\r\n\r\n2: Even if I did, Having her as a \"Pet\" Would feel wrong","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541223446368721f55570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541223076368726f47bb0100#post_541223076368726f47bb0100\r\n\r\nI thought it was a reference to this:\r\n\r\n!http://i46.tinypic.com/24e162t.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541223b763687205e9470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541223076368726f47bb0100#post_541223076368726f47bb0100\r\nBut she's tiny like a snail!\r\nPlus, she's half squid so if you don't want her you can always make some ikayaki.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"541224306368725ecd1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541223b763687205e9470000#post_541223b763687205e9470000\r\nThat doesn't really affect anything, And I don't like Squid.\r\n\r\n*Hugs an espeon*\r\n\r\nMy heart ([spoiler]And Boner[/spoiler]) belongs to something else","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5412257c63687218f85f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541224306368725ecd1b0100#post_541224306368725ecd1b0100\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/edc4a56fd63c9c8962964d0d295a5d45/tumblr_nbhu3p6tRd1r2xpibo1_500.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"541225ca6368726c99a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412257c63687218f85f0000#post_5412257c63687218f85f0000\r\n\r\nKids these days, I know","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541226f163687218c15c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh hey, finally found a proper version of this GIF\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/ad7d6b0922aa93ddb443ba77f87a2704/tumblr_nb2hwkbM291txr1moo1_500.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/2f978057d23ed8268b096a8cd23a870b/tumblr_nb2hwkbM291txr1moo2_r1_500.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5412274e63687262d62d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412257c63687218f85f0000#post_5412257c63687218f85f0000\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541225ca6368726c99a40000#post_541225ca6368726c99a40000\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120724100102/ultra/images/4/48/Seven_Eye_SLugger.jpg!\r\nBitches Don't know bout my Slugger.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541227a76368720612d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Trashboat, have you ever thought about getting a girlfriend or someone to do the giggity with?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"541227be6368725f909d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541226f163687218c15c0000#post_541226f163687218c15c0000\r\n\r\nIs like watching House all over again\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412274e63687262d62d0000#post_5412274e63687262d62d0000\r\n\r\nJust get off my lawn!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541227f46368725bdb420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541227a76368720612d60000#post_541227a76368720612d60000\r\nNot really.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5412280e636872523d840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412274e63687262d62d0000#post_5412274e63687262d62d0000\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/de1cf7f904534c65387f12bcd8204459/tumblr_nbdzvtiabO1tz6kfjo2_500.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54122989636872740ec70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wastin