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{"topics":[{"id":"538fddd96368726d69420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdd936368726c6b800100#post_538fdd936368726c6b800100\r\n*A massive wall of spiders crashes into Gasmaskangel, covering him in 100 feet of spiders*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fde266368726b45f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fddd96368726d69420100#post_538fddd96368726d69420100\r\n\r\n\r\n*heavy launches a rocket at gasmask position, killing all spiders but lowering his health to 7 bars*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fde5a6368726bb9a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde266368726b45f20100#post_538fde266368726b45f20100\r\n*Another wall of spiders, twice as large, crashes into both of you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fde986368726c6beb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fddd96368726d69420100#post_538fddd96368726d69420100\r\n*merges with spiders, becomes Hellish Spiderlord.*\r\nYA DONE FUCKED UP NOW! I'm go go eat LA, maybe enslave San Diego while I'm in the neighborhood. See ya, suckers.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fdeb86368726ca8330200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde5a6368726bb9a40100#post_538fde5a6368726bb9a40100\r\nTrash! Lets do the Rider kick on this fool! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fdecc6368726b7b6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde5a6368726bb9a40100#post_538fde5a6368726bb9a40100\r\n\r\n\r\n*second heavy launches another rocket, causing the heavy to enter critical mode*\r\n\r\n*3 turns before he dies*\r\n\r\n*all squads move blue boclks maximum and put into overwatch (any enemy entering their line of sight gets shoot) except support, who moves all the way to the heavy*\r\n\r\n*turn ends*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fdece6368726d3f290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fde986368726c6beb0100#post_538fde986368726c6beb0100\r\n*You cannot merge with spiders, so it kills you instead*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdf036368726b2f340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdece6368726d3f290200#post_538fdece6368726d3f290200\r\nTell that to all the worthless humans writhing my Hell Web. Mmmm... tastes like screaming.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fdf0f6368726e33c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdeb86368726ca8330200#post_538fdeb86368726ca8330200\r\nI've got a Better Idea!\r\n\r\n*Turns back into Human form when reality realizes that I shouldn't be Black RX*\r\n\r\nHenshin!\r\n\r\nKamen Rider Alpha!\r\n\r\nEveryone! Get out of the way!\r\n\r\n*All of the Kamen riders as of now appear out of nowhere*\r\n\r\nKamen rider #1: Let's do this! Rider...\r\n\r\n*They all leap into the air*\r\n\r\n*I Do the same*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fdf556368726e33f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdf036368726b2f340200#post_538fdf036368726b2f340200\r\nYou're hallucinating as your death throes.\r\n*More spiders appear and begin to overwhelm the entire planet*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdf606368726a5a200200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdf036368726b2f340200#post_538fdf036368726b2f340200\r\n\r\n\r\n*INTERCEPTION MODE*\r\n\r\n*6 firestorm alien ships are sended to gasmask location ready to engage*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe02b6368726b2fbb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d"