time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5313.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5529b65a6368724ca1520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have to go to some... Well, not really a party but more of a formal thing... In about two hours.\r\nI'm a guest, invited due to my grades.\r\n\r\nTeach, better not make me say a speech because I am not prepared for that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5529b6c263687262b8d50f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sup.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5529b6d46368724ca10f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b61f6368725f93d21200#post_5529b61f6368725f93d21200\r\n\r\n~_*note: Repeat the process 6 times for extra cruchiness_~","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5529b6ff6368721b875b1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Toski and I are so much brothers that we have nearly the exact same vitamin deficiencies\r\n\r\nIn other news:\r\n!//derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/30/486026/medium.png!:/486026\r\nWell my heart can't handle any of this anymorhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng\r\n\r\nQUICK IS THERE A DOCTOR THAT SPECIALIZES IN DIABEETUS ATTACKS\r\n\r\nI WAS TOLD TO LAY OFF THE ADORABLENESS BUT I GOT CARRIED AWAY TODAY","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5529b7256368723f072a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b6d46368724ca10f0200#post_5529b6d46368724ca10f0200\r\n^**surgeon general's warning: even one grain of salt more is lethal^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5529b7d0636872498bb71100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b65a6368724ca1520100#post_5529b65a6368724ca1520100\r\nIts going to be a super Party! You all will rip of y'all cloth and dance like monkeys!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5529b7da6368721b87891800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b6ff6368721b875b1700#post_5529b6ff6368721b875b1700\r\nGenetics be whack.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5529b80b63687242f5ee0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b7256368723f072a0800#post_5529b7256368723f072a0800\r\n\r\nif it's too salty, your mouth will harden\r\n\r\nand you will die\r\n\r\n_rigor mouthis_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5529b851636872498b5f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b7d0636872498bb71100#post_5529b7d0636872498bb71100\r\nHaha.\r\n\r\n*NO.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5529b8c56368725edad61100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529b80b63687242f5ee0d00#post_5529b80b63687242f5ee0d00\r\nOr overdose on sodium. \r\n\r\nBoth fairly terrible ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5529b8d46368721b87e01900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MFW  I haven't watched all the new MLP, and everybody probably hate me for it.\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/bzABak3LHAHwA/giphy.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5529b9146368724ca1580500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Call me crazy, but I don't get why people say that moe girls are \"ruining anime5evar\".  If \"anime is ruined3evar\" wouldn't that mean that is was \"ruined\" back when it stopped being about art and started being about generating a revenue then?... aka when it was created.\r\n\r\nI'll totally admit that Kantai anime was subpar and they fucked it up, but claims about how it's \"ruining anime\" cause the new thing is moe girls in anime is kind of dumb and such.  Call me crazy, but I think every time a new trend happens in anime that people start saying that it's \"ruined forever\" or such.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI kind of like moe girls to be honest:\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/33/e8/33e8f1b45b2948665fcebcdb9c3e0662.jpg?1989606!\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//samples/e9/68/sample_e968d3168ffe772