time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5530.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5535da5d6368721399920500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535da226368723335450400#post_5535da226368723335450400\r\n*Shudders*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535daa663687202db4e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535d9b66368723335c60300#post_5535d9b66368723335c60300\r\n[spoiler]!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/652/772/b5e.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535dacc636872653f261500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535da226368723335450400#post_5535da226368723335450400\r\n*_shudders_*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535db876368721766bf0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"If Anti-Vaccine Parents Rode The Magic School Bus\":https://youtu.be/nDjz5qHIzsc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5535dbc8636872653fa71600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dacc636872653f261500#post_5535dacc636872653f261500\r\nWhat's worse about it is that if you don't get immediate medical attention if you do break your penis it can heal wrong. . . meaning that you could wind up with your penis being completely literally bent out of shape. . . imagine a straight line. . now imagine a right corner.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5535dc106368721766500700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dacc636872653f261500#post_5535dacc636872653f261500\r\nSeriously, are you really protective of bugs, \"especially this one?\":http://imgur.com/gallery/Spytcgk","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535dc976368726e0da30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dbc8636872653fa71600#post_5535dbc8636872653fa71600\r\nwhat if knotpenis","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535dce363687233350d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dc106368721766500700#post_5535dc106368721766500700\r\nThat dude just murdered an innocent little wolf spider. Wolf spiders are nonaggressive and their bites do little more than cause a bit of skin irritation. Those little spiders coming off the big spider. They were spiderlings. BABIES. And that dude just murdered their mother.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535dd1e636872653f8f1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_what if heartshaped penis_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535dd51636872653fd71800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dd1e636872653f8f1800#post_5535dd1e636872653f8f1800\r\nWhat if penis shaped penis?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5535dd876368726e0d820500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8163620352/h09A0E64F/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5535ddd463687213990b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dce363687233350d0700#post_5535dce363687233350d0700\r\nWell, if you think about it, people don't really know what kind of spiders they deal with when they see one. They just go all \"Nope, fuck that.\"\r\nAlso,\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Wolf_spider_(Lycosidae).jpg!\r\nThat spider in the gif is one tiny-ass wolf spider.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535ddd66368723335f30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dd876368726e0d820500#post_5535dd876368726e0d820500\r\nFree Condoms!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535de526368727061780500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535ddd463687213990b0a00#post_5535ddd463687213990b0a00\r\nTh