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{"topics":[{"id":"53cc643c6368723ec1880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I guess I'm gonna have to talk to my super.\r\nCrickets keep finding their way into my apartment!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cc643d6368723f89850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc63c86368723fe98b0000#post_53cc63c86368723fe98b0000\r\n\r\n!http://www.watchcartoononline.com/thumbs/The-Boondocks-Season-4-Episode-1-Pretty-Boy-Flizzy.jpg!\r\n\r\nDONT YOU EVER, doubt i played dota 2, I PLAYED THAT BITCH.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cc64bb63687240d0590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc643c6368723ec1880000#post_53cc643c6368723ec1880000\r\nWell I guess your only option is just BURN THE BUILDING DOWN.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53cc64d56368724151a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc643c6368723ec1880000#post_53cc643c6368723ec1880000\r\n\r\nDepending on how big they are and how many, you can catch them and cook them","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53cc65126368724246d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I OWN SWAG\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJa6FB5crk \r\n\r\n\"you know im more famous than you, than youuuuu\":","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cc652e63687240a7d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc64d56368724151a90000#post_53cc64d56368724151a90000\r\nCrickets. Not Grasshoppers.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc64bb63687240d0590000#post_53cc64bb63687240d0590000\r\nI just catch them and throw them outside.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cc655e63687240d0820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc652e63687240a7d50000#post_53cc652e63687240a7d50000\r\nStill, to be on the safe side BURN THE BUILDING DOWN.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53cc65786368723f3be30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc652e63687240a7d50000#post_53cc652e63687240a7d50000\r\nI was about to say something Kamen rider related, Until I remembered that you said Crickets, Not grasshoppers.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cc659e6368723eedfe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc643d6368723f89850000#post_53cc643d6368723f89850000\r\n\r\nOh yeah PROVE IT!\r\nHow much money you will win in the Internationals?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53cc670d6368724097850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc659e6368723eedfe0000#post_53cc659e6368723eedfe0000\r\n\r\ni dont fucking know i never went further than 3 awfull matches and i dont plan to continue.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cc68ca6368723f3be20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc670d6368724097850100#post_53cc670d6368724097850100\r\n\r\n> Three matches\r\n\r\n!http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=46321815!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53cc6ad26368727da1420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There's another fucking cricket. That's 7 in 2 days.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cc6b316368727cd5570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc68ca6368723f3be20100#post_53cc68ca6368723f3be20100\r\n\r\nasstown.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cc6b536368727f9b790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cc6ad26368727da1420000#post_53cc6ad26368727da1420000\r\n\r\nYou live near a farm or somethin