time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1110.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e44bda63687279a7ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44b496368724b50b70000#post_53e44b496368724b50b70000\r\ni guess they are just trying to be, ironically, safe about it\r\ncan't go into full bondage or something on that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e44c106368724a68df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44bb263687234b72a0100#post_53e44bb263687234b72a0100\r\nI can make a full moon though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e44c2463687234292b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44bda63687279a7ae0000#post_53e44bda63687279a7ae0000\r\nTho that would be a sight for sore eyes","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53e44c286368727a188c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Derpibooru:\r\n[spoiler]!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/gentlemen.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e44c2e6368723462c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44bda63687279a7ae0000#post_53e44bda63687279a7ae0000\r\nWell you never go full bondage straight out of the gate.\r\nYou gotta have some build-up to that shit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e44c496368723462d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44c286368727a188c0000#post_53e44c286368727a188c0000\r\nBasically","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e44c596368727df4000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How does uc9 envision me?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e44c5c6368721436fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"indeed","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e44cac6368723029820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44b496368724b50b70000#post_53e44b496368724b50b70000\r\n>surprised that empty materialistic media is bland \r\n!http://i.imgur.com/YpSnV8C.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e44cf263687259a0770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44c596368727df4000000#post_53e44c596368727df4000000\r\nSomeone that has a dinosaur bone dildo.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e44cf763687279a7c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hahah so true","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53e44d65636872141a290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44cf263687259a0770100#post_53e44cf263687259a0770100\r\nWhen I'm older, I might get a large slice of agatized dinosaur bone and get someone to carve and polish it into a dildo actually. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e44d706368727d18260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44cac6368723029820000#post_53e44cac6368723029820000\r\nI'm not surprised really. Just jaded and unjustifiably smug.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e44d7563687262a5480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just remembered I have to see Ninja Turtles tomorrow...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e44db46368724ab11b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44d65636872141a290000#post_53e44d65636872141a290000\r\nWith how porous dinosaur bones are it's going to get stuck up your ass.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e44dc66368727dca370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44d7563687262a5480000#post_53e44d7563687262a5480000\r\nI'm telling ya, sneak out and watch Guardians of the Galaxy again instead.\r\n\r\nThat or burn down the theater.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e44dc863687214740b0000","topic_