time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1177.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eaea276368724378790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae91a6368726a091c0100#post_53eae91a6368726a091c0100\r\nNo thanks, bullets don't curve. [spoiler]Closest thing I got is when I got punished by my platoon leader for being late. 20 push-ups while he was sitting on me.[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eaea846368722f84bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaea276368724378790100#post_53eaea276368724378790100\r\nthey do in stupid movies\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Wanted_film_poster.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaeaba63687235cce50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaea256368725c32a80100#post_53eaea256368725c32a80100\r\nEehhh I got over it pretty quickly. My big sister helped.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaeaf963687230621b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeaba63687235cce50000#post_53eaeaba63687235cce50000\r\nthat's good\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\ncompletely unrelated\r\n[spoiler]i'm gonna get myself a dildo[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaeb396368721bae4f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeaf963687230621b0100#post_53eaeaf963687230621b0100\r\nRubber or glass?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaeb866368720bc67e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!\r\n\r\n*Leaps off the balcony*\r\n\r\nTAROOOO!!!\r\n\r\n*Goes back to Fighting Gigan*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53eaebc46368722fb0c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaeb396368721bae4f0000#post_53eaeb396368721bae4f0000\r\n\r\num\r\nwell\r\ni haven't done much anally besides fingering\r\nso i guess rubber since it would be a bit less of an issue on me\r\nmaybe\r\ni'm only assuming\r\n\r\nobviously i need to build up sizes over time","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaec32636872420e240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and after doing quick research\r\ni have found a sex shop next couple towns down\r\nprobably a 45 min-1 hour drive\r\nand my parents should be gone for the weekend\r\n\r\nso i know what my plans are","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaecc763687229f2380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae91a6368726a091c0100#post_53eae91a6368726a091c0100\r\nwait...squiggy! *SQUIGGY!*\r\nare...are you batbear??\r\n!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/KKDmC_zps5e5ed9bf.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eaed086368723f48680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\npfft hahahaha","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eaed326368722730cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\n[spoiler]How did you find out?![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaedc56368723c97970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaecc763687229f2380100#post_53eaecc763687229f2380100\r\n\"(Insert big laugh here)\":http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/03/Heavy_laughterbig04.wav?t=20110219194153","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eaeded6368721b6d900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaed326368722730cc0100#post_53eaed326368722730cc0100\r\nAt least you're not a mutated bear.\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090625104120/fallout/images/thumb/2/2e/