time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1209.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eec1b963687221c0b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec16d6368726f74410100#post_53eec16d6368726f74410100\r\n\r\nThere's a reason in-universe","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eec1f763687242ef600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec13b6368726a586e0000#post_53eec13b6368726a586e0000\r\nAll the while shouting out Bible quotes and taunts along the lines of \"Repent for your sins!\" and \"Behold the Wrath of God!\".","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eec21b6368726f30f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec1f763687242ef600100#post_53eec1f763687242ef600100\r\nAgain, sounds exactly like christian punk and metal.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eec2436368726f747c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eebfe163687221f3e50100#post_53eebfe163687221f3e50100\r\nJET JAGUAR!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eec24b636872209c480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec1b963687221c0b60100#post_53eec1b963687221c0b60100\r\nSo all the animatronic robots are previous workers that were stuffed in the suits?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53eec2966368724c7aab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec24b636872209c480000#post_53eec24b636872209c480000\r\n\r\nSupposedly this is what happens\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Man On The Phone: Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters...uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll-they’ll most likely see you as a metal endo-skeleton without its’ costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules at Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizza, They’ll probably try ta... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazzbear suit. Umm, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area, so you can imagine how having your head forced inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uhh...the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth that would pop out the front of the mask. ...Yeah they don’t tell you these things when you sign up..[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eec29d6368727003440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec2436368726f747c0100#post_53eec2436368726f747c0100\r\nSeven is the superior defender.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53eec5106368723900bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec24b636872209c480000#post_53eec24b636872209c480000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec1b963687221c0b60100#post_53eec1b963687221c0b60100\r\nSo all the animatronic robots are previous workers that were stuffed in the suits?[/bq]\r\n\r\nsome say the 5 kids that dissapeared are the robots somehow.\r\n\r\nalso, me best mate just visited, so WE ARE PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eec93d6368726a24620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/d168708bbc64492b222a92962194576f/tumblr_n9gdkx0XJj1robicyo1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eec9916368724d7a5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eec93d6368726a24620000#post_53eec93d6368726a24620000\r\nFUCK YO DRAINS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eec9e16368720477390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/590c285317e11b1979f3652bbbe