time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1250.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f3edfb6368726cab0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3ed576368723768900000#post_53f3ed576368723768900000\r\n!http://images.plurk.com/oAtR-1ndalkuiL3RIxOx7VeX3rL.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f3ee686368724495590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3eced6368721ac8ea0000#post_53f3eced6368721ac8ea0000\r\nThe sound of my voice wokes up Squiggy!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f3eef363687236f5e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3eced6368721ac8ea0000#post_53f3eced6368721ac8ea0000\r\nYay! The unholy summoning rituals worked! Thanks, Satan!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53f3ef2463687217317e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3edfb6368726cab0b0000#post_53f3edfb6368726cab0b0000\r\nVulcan stick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f3ef5e6368722463050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3edfb6368726cab0b0000#post_53f3edfb6368726cab0b0000\r\nATATATATA!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f3ef7e63687267a66a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3ef2463687217317e0000#post_53f3ef2463687217317e0000\r\nThat sounds like some kind of self warming sex toy...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f3eff663687267d1420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3ef7e63687267a66a0000#post_53f3ef7e63687267a66a0000\r\nYou throw it at things to solve your problems","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f3f0b6636872479b5b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3eff663687267d1420000#post_53f3eff663687267d1420000\r\nWhat if the problem is sexual frustration?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f3f1026368721731e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3f0b6636872479b5b0100#post_53f3f0b6636872479b5b0100\r\n!http://www.supersentai.com/database/1981_sun_vulcan/images/sun-ar-vulcanstick.jpg!\r\nThey probably could solve that.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f3f1f963687209551c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Whenever someone posts anon and I see \"somebody\" on my notifications my Brain follows up with \"ONCE TOLD ME\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f3f3836368723fda3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/813/969/cdd.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f3f3e06368723768610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/813/489/9b8.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f3f3f36368726fd1570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3f1f963687209551c0100#post_53f3f1f963687209551c0100\r\n\r\nTHE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f3f41f6368721a29450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3f3f36368726fd1570100#post_53f3f3f36368726fd1570100\r\n\r\nSHE WAS LOOKING OF DUMB, WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f3f45363687267d1450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f3f41f6368721a29450000#post_53f3f41f6368721a29450000\r\n\r\nAND A SHAPE OF AN \"L\" IN HER FOREHEAD","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f3f48b636872162f990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Freddy dump\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/813/60