time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1311.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fbd01563687263fc3a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100#post_53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100\r\nDo you beat the bad kids in the head with a Pipe? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd0306368724a44b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100#post_53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100\r\n\r\nSo Major Armostrong with suspenders? \r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nI shouldn't find this hot, yet I do\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcfdf63687234ad9b0100#post_53fbcfdf63687234ad9b0100\r\n\r\nBogging eyeballs and the whole pack","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd03763687234adb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcecc6368724a44370100#post_53fbcecc6368724a44370100\r\nno you don't understand\r\nthere are no enemies\r\njust a locked door that says \"closed\"\r\nand two side rooms with graves\r\ni'm so confused\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcf186368725ec70a0000#post_53fbcf186368725ec70a0000\r\ni'm fine\r\nwork was easy today\r\nwill be a for the next couple of weeks\r\nhope you're good as well","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd05a6368722ecb950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd01563687263fc3a0100#post_53fbd01563687263fc3a0100\r\nNo. The kids get a good talking to.\r\n[spoiler]I save the pipe for the obnoxious parents[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd0b56368722552ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd03763687234adb90100#post_53fbd03763687234adb90100\r\n\r\nHave you tried digging the graves to see if there's a key?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd0e163687234ade80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd05a6368722ecb950100#post_53fbd05a6368722ecb950100\r\nHell yeah! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd0306368724a44b60100#post_53fbd0306368724a44b60100\r\nAnd turning into a deranged Biker Skull at midnight! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd12e6368720b2f2f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Still not into you squiggy. (Just saying.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbd13d636872458fb30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i googled it\r\nit said i should get a key once the dlc is downloaded\r\n\r\nbut i didn't\r\n\r\nAAAAAAAH","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd1766368723667070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd13d636872458fb30100#post_53fbd13d636872458fb30100\r\nDLC strikes again! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd17e63687263fc830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd13d636872458fb30100#post_53fbd13d636872458fb30100\r\n\r\nTHAT'S BULLSHIT","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd1cc6368720b2f4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEggRUAJsJQ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fbd1d86368723135010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*facepalms*\r\n\r\noh god damnit\r\n\r\nso the dlc is actually out tomorrow\r\nit just lets me into the first room right now to tease me\r\n\r\nfuck","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd20f6368720b2f570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd1d86368723135010000#post_53fbd1d86368723135010000\r\n\r\nYou still need the key?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd2266368720d5c0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Greetings delicious friends! What's new?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{