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{"topics":[{"id":"53fd6e3e6368723488410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My lack of depth perception.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd6e7a6368721b2bf70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6e3e6368723488410000#post_53fd6e3e6368723488410000\r\nHast thou entertained the possibility of corrective lenses?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd6f8c63687228e6040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6e7a6368721b2bf70100#post_53fd6e7a6368721b2bf70100\r\nI can see fine otherwise. It can't be corrected, the nerve's dead.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd6ff26368727665660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6f8c63687228e6040100#post_53fd6f8c63687228e6040100\r\nAaahhh. Such are the trappings of destiny I guess.\r\nFates ye be cruel mistresses.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd7019636872421e1e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3eec14a2debe11568d38e465ae3d617c/tumblr_morda6PAtM1rz1ki7o1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd70336368720fce060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7019636872421e1e0200#post_53fd7019636872421e1e0200\r\nSmoke weed kids.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd70376368722a2fd80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7019636872421e1e0200#post_53fd7019636872421e1e0200\r\nwhat the fuck is that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd70646368725753fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7019636872421e1e0200#post_53fd7019636872421e1e0200\r\nI am REALLY holding back a joke about \"Freshly baked cookies\" right now...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd708563687271eefa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6ff26368727665660100#post_53fd6ff26368727665660100\r\nIn the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. Unfortunately, I'm not in the land of the blind.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd70ad6368725ea7d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd708563687271eefa0100#post_53fd708563687271eefa0100\r\nin the land of the blind\r\nhow do they know he has one eye?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd70ba636872610bbf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70376368722a2fd80100#post_53fd70376368722a2fd80100\r\n\r\nkush, ganja, cannabis, mary jane, hemp, herb.\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/a32d8669263e4af48d50dacfc5885c06/tumblr_nax3txJNnU1sw6dc9o1_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd70fd63687206a0930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70ba636872610bbf0000#post_53fd70ba636872610bbf0000\r\nChronic, green meanie, funny tobacco, grass","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd7136636872596f330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i've never smoked","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd717a6368722bbb070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70ba636872610bbf0000#post_53fd70ba636872610bbf0000\r\nShut up, mike","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fd717e6368720fce350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7136636872596f330100#post_53fd7136636872596f330100\r\nGood boy.\r\nI can't have my favorite pet killing his brain cells. That would just be tragic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd718a6368726939c40000","topic_id":"51