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{"topics":[{"id":"534cda206368727e2b1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone's talking about the lunar eclipse, and all i can see is the boring old sun.\r\n\r\n^Damn that attention whoring fiery gas ball.^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"534cdafa6368720b94430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone just dun snatching my lamb Dx!!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdb1e63687260bcf10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdafa6368720b94430000#post_534cdafa6368720b94430000\r\nwut?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534cdb4e6368727e2b850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdb1e63687260bcf10000#post_534cdb1e63687260bcf10000\r\n\r\nNot getting anything tonight T_T. Hours of planning tossed aside. Oh well, whatever.\r\n\r\nOh, and by the way honey\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cd96763687260cf5d0000#post_534cd96763687260cf5d0000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cd8776368723045050100#post_534cd8776368723045050100\r\nHa! I know how to find you anyhow; just tell the irs you're late filing this year and follow them to you instead.[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cd96763687260cf5d0000#post_534cd96763687260cf5d0000\r\n\r\nJokes on you, I don't pay taxes","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdb5163687260bc0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdafa6368720b94430000#post_534cdafa6368720b94430000\r\n\r\nMaybe was the Chupacabras","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"534cdba063687260bc3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdb5163687260bc0a0100#post_534cdb5163687260bc0a0100\r\n\r\nChe chupacabras...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdc1963687217e7500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdba063687260bc3d0100#post_534cdba063687260bc3d0100\r\nIf it by any chance hypothetically has a name tag that says, \"Tupai\" can I have it back?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534cdc7063687226ef380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534cdc1963687217e7500000#post_534cdc1963687217e7500000\r\n\r\nYeah... Sure... < _ <... > _ >","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"534cdf7463687273410f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If there was somehow the existence of Assassin's Creed in real life, I would fangasm like hell.\r\nBut then I'd probably be killed by either one of those two factions.\r\nSo, yeah...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"534ce6ea6368726848ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/736/397/07c.jpeg!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534ce77e6368726784300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The more I think about it... Sailor Venus and Rarity are similar\r\n\r\nBoth are girly but have hidden badassery\r\nBoth have insecurities about loneliness\r\nBoth have a goal which involves the limelight\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534ce78c6368726784350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534ce6ea6368726848ba0000#post_534ce6ea6368726848ba0000\r\nImpressive","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534cea14636872436d550300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534ce78c6368726784350100#post_534ce78c6368726784350100\r\nTechnically you can feel your organs and hear your organs rubbing against each other; our brain just ignores it.\r\n\r\nAs someone that the hard way found out that I was immune to a type of pain killer during surgery, individuals that say \"you can't feel your organs\" are fucking retarded.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOn a