time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1670.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5420f30c6368727ed8070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\n\"Urge to kill.... rising...\"","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5420f3186368720cce920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f2c063687259f3950100#post_5420f2c063687259f3950100\r\nThe signal should affect all earthlings.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5420f35c6368721d3cce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\nDammit! You'll not turn me into a rampage monster, I'm watching Ultraseven and thus immune to your evil!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f3686368721a94020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3186368720cce920000#post_5420f3186368720cce920000\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nW-well, I'm an earthling...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5420f3b36368727dd01e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\n\r\nbut im too lazy to even move out of the room...\r\n\r\n\"oh well, night as well put appropriate music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz2KSKxRRlo","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5420f3cb6368727dd0250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3186368720cce920000#post_5420f3186368720cce920000\r\nOh, well there's the problem.  \r\n\r\nWait, I mean I AM A NORMAL EARTH BEAST MURDER MURDER HAHA","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5420f3dd636872759e210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3b36368727dd01e0100#post_5420f3b36368727dd01e0100\r\nActually that's a really good point. We'd make a terrible evil army.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f3e96368725f6c500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3cb6368727dd0250100#post_5420f3cb6368727dd0250100\r\n\r\nShhhhhhhhhhhh ~You gonna blow our cover...~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5420f41763687261a4870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3dd636872759e210000#post_5420f3dd636872759e210000\r\n\r\n\"go on my soldiers, destroy all the earthlings\"\r\n\r\n\"cant it wait? i havent finished this quest yet\"\r\n\r\n\"actually this is more murder appropriate\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5420f4366368721a64100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\":)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPsTWLmPjs4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5420f4d26368724625080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The only possible explanation is that there are ultras in our presense. (Or other invaders)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5420f54e6368720eaab90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well its definitely not that second one! Nope! Not at all. Besides, since when do Ultra's show up anywhere but Japan?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f57b6368726c4fa70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]...I've laced this website with a signal that will make you go on a murderous rampage in 30 seconds.\r\n\r\nNow if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to Planet Metron.[/bq]\r\nPlease darling. I feel guilty when I have to kill a spider.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5420f5a5636872218fee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f54e6368720eaab90000#p