time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1867.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5438d6a26368724c4e1e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d4aa6368723dd4240000#post_5438d4aa6368723dd4240000\r\nKind of putting me on the spot here cause I haven't read on this stuff lately, but still sort of remember the information for this.\r\n\r\nI read it a while back, but I forgot what the amount was exactly; basically it's a lot, but not infinite nor is a magical number.  I think it is like 10^13 to 10^16 computations per second and 2.5 petabytes?  To make it simple by 2020 your average $1000 desktop will be able to perform that many operations and in ten to fifteen years your average hard drive will be able to store that much information.  Basically in fifteen years your desktop will be more powerful than your brain.  By 2100 a average home computer desktop will be more powerful than all the human brains in the world combined.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438d7006368724c30660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"basically every part that goes down the steamroller instantly gets plastered into the floor leaving behind a big spot of organs and skin and blood extended.\r\n\r\nliek when you crush a bug","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438d7b9636872152db80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my eyeballs are starting to feel like they're made of lead.\r\nThat's probably a sign that I should get some sleep.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438d7e06368724c307e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d7b9636872152db80000#post_5438d7b9636872152db80000\r\nOr maybe you're colossus and your mutant powers are starting to kick in","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438d7e56368727a9e3f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d6a26368724c4e1e0100#post_5438d6a26368724c4e1e0100\r\nUnless they create a computer that learns like a human brain. All the computer is going to do is respond to our commands we input into them.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5438d8136368726e0b500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d7e06368724c307e0100#post_5438d7e06368724c307e0100\r\nWell I do have the right build. But I'm not russian.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438d8e2636872236a0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d8136368726e0b500000#post_5438d8136368726e0b500000\r\nRussian is a state of mind! Drink more vodka! Put a dash cam in your car! -live in Russia-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438d9736368724ceebb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d8e2636872236a0a0000#post_5438d8e2636872236a0a0000\r\nI hate vodka.\r\nWhy would I want the whole world to see my shitty driving?\r\nAnd I can't live in Russia. There's that whole \"being gayer than Elton John\" thing in the way.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438d97863687219f5080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d8e2636872236a0a0000#post_5438d8e2636872236a0a0000\r\n\r\nput a black tracksuit and squad in the middle of the street with your friend with a bottle of vodka in the middle.\r\n\r\n-be poor as fuck-","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438d9e26368723376c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d9736368724ceebb0100#post_5438d9736368724ceebb0100\r\nWith that attitude you'll never be made out of metal!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438da1c6368720f4b650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d7e56368727a9e3f0200#post_5438d7e56368727a9e3f0200\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438d6a2636872