time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1975.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5448a39463687276897f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a234636872471ab40200#post_5448a234636872471ab40200\r\nWow, that's, that's actually really disheartening.\r\n\r\nThat's really sad. Especially the \"illicit affairs\" thing like what the hell. \r\n\r\nWell this goes into the disappointment box. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a3b263687203023a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3116368720bb5da0100#post_5448a3116368720bb5da0100\r\nWhere did you get Panties from!? Your mom!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a3c86368723534850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3116368720bb5da0100#post_5448a3116368720bb5da0100\r\nNow don't get me wrong, I like the guy professionally. What he lacks in range he makes up for with passion, sincerity and raw acting talent. But as a human being? Fuck him up the ass with an unlubed wooden spoon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a3d66368721608f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3b263687203023a0300#post_5448a3b263687203023a0300\r\nEw, no, that would be weird. \r\nThey're mine. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448a3f16368720544220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3d66368721608f20100#post_5448a3d66368721608f20100\r\nWHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a4a76368721eb2b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3d66368721608f20100#post_5448a3d66368721608f20100\r\nSo you just have a dresser with panties and boxers in em?\r\n\r\nAlso, how did your underwear get stuck in the trash. Cuz that sounds hilarious! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a5c0636872622f150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3f16368720544220300#post_5448a3f16368720544220300\r\nHeheh\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a4a76368721eb2b80200#post_5448a4a76368721eb2b80200\r\nThat would imply that I'm organized enough to put my underwear in a dresser. \r\nBut yeah, it's all panties or boxerbreifs. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448a6536368724819640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a5c0636872622f150000#post_5448a5c0636872622f150000\r\n[spoiler]You are the best and the worst kind of tease.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a6e663687201ae220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a5c0636872622f150000#post_5448a5c0636872622f150000\r\nHmmmmmm?\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.jacksofscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/oak.jpg!\r\nI kid I kid[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nGotta have dat variety!\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Boxers rule![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a7aa6368727932a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a6536368724819640000#post_5448a6536368724819640000\r\nSchrodinger's tease?\r\n\r\n ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448a7b563687262a0bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Open your Eyes for the next 555*\r\n\r\nCan you just stop posting rap twisted? God!\r\n\r\nTwisted: No.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]You don't have to follow my lead if you don't want to.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5448a89e6368720390c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a7b563687262a0bd0000#post_5448a7b563687262a0bd0000\r\nAnd the lottery winning number is!\r\n\r\n....\r\n\r\n....\r\n\r\n*555*\r\n\r\nKamen Rider 555: \"I knew this day