time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/308.json

{"topics":[{"id":"537abe246368720359d00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537abdbc6368725f50140500#post_537abdbc6368725f50140500\r\nHow long till animal/human dna splicing is a thing?\r\nCan't you imagine it? A world where furries are real.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537abe8063687277a0e80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537abe246368720359d00400#post_537abe246368720359d00400\r\nGenes do not work that way. Good night.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537abee663687254140b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537abe8063687277a0e80200#post_537abe8063687277a0e80200\r\nListen I just marathoned Batman Beyond. That had some wierd sci-fi shit going on.\r\nBesides a geneticist I am not.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ac0146368722a8a020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://public.media.smithsonianmag.com//filer/85/86/85860c44-aef6-4574-8795-14d50dd1cad2/annaluru1hredited.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537ac09d6368725087260700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537abee663687254140b0700#post_537abee663687254140b0700\r\nOn the plus side you'll have cybernetics to abuse to your whim when it finely reaches the point where it's cheap.  We already have prosthetics that can outperform natural limbs; they're just really really expensive.  Personally I give it a little under a decade until we got sci fi like cybernetics cause we do have the technology for fake skin that a person can feel; it's just in the experimental alpha stage.\r\n\r\nThe DOD is actually looking into developing for this for veterans and so forth actually; restoring mobility to disabled veterans.  If I'm not mistaken the FDC just authorized the first human testing of linking prosthetics to your nervous system.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537ac1156368725f7ee80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ac09d6368725087260700#post_537ac09d6368725087260700\r\nThe problem with the any kind of cybernetic prosthesis is an energy source.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ac11d636872184fc40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ac09d6368725087260700#post_537ac09d6368725087260700\r\nI feel like removing a section of my skin just so I can test out the fake skin.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537ac1456368725fd3fc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ac11d636872184fc40000#post_537ac11d636872184fc40000\r\nI wouldn't.\r\nBut then again I don't like pain.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ac1c66368723d206d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did you guys know that robocop's design was based off of \"Gavan?\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLx6UvzEo8w","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"537ac21f63687227c8b00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I always look at SquiggyBomb's avatar and think his Avi is flashing everyone, then I realize it's the kneecap and I feel like a perv","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537ac2656368724bc9620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ac21f63687227c8b00500#post_537ac21f63687227c8b00500\r\nYou wouldn't want to get with Yuugi unless you wanted death by snu snu. . . especially if Yuugi is drunk. . god have mercy on your soul if she was drunk.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537ac2686368726fbff40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ac1456368725fd3fc0600#post_537ac1456368725fd3fc0600\r\nEver heard of anasthetic?\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ac1c66368723d206d0000#post_