time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/3281.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b68d0a63687221a93d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Muh childhoodz\":http://youtu.be/-GpEyVZyAY8","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b68f056368722a7a8a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can look into something and instantly imagine anything.\r\n\r\nMy bag fell down and I wrote 3 song.\r\nI looked at a wall and imagined some guy with a super penis smashing it.\r\nI drank some water and imagined the micro organisms screaming in fear as they ride a water molecule like a roller coaster and travel down my throat to an acidic underwater town of my Stomaclantis.\r\n\r\nSometimes, it's cool.\r\nOther times, it's just fucking sick.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54b68f986368722611440e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b68f056368722a7a8a0d00#post_54b68f056368722a7a8a0d00\r\nSound nice.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b6939d6368727eaf0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One word.\r\nCauterization.\r\nTell me what you think.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b693a46368727244200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b68f056368722a7a8a0d00#post_54b68f056368722a7a8a0d00\r\nCursed with awesome or Blessed with suck.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b693ff6368727a11160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b6939d6368727eaf0c0000#post_54b6939d6368727eaf0c0000\r\nIt's a means of closing a wound via heat.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b6943063687272d65d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b693ff6368727a11160000#post_54b693ff6368727a11160000\r\nI know.\r\nI wanted to know what you think of it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b6943c6368727b78190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b693ff6368727a11160000#post_54b693ff6368727a11160000\r\nouch.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b6948c6368727414450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b6943c6368727b78190000#post_54b6943c6368727b78190000\r\nThere's that moment in Tomb Raider...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b6952f6368727623e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b6943063687272d65d0000#post_54b6943063687272d65d0000\r\nIf I were to think about the word instead of meaning, I'd say food in a luxurious hotel served by a butler with a springy moustache and white tux.\r\n\r\nHe would also speak French and when ordering, he speaks Mexican loudly. He then comes back with a hot spoon in guacamole while wearing a sombrero that has bells.\r\n\r\n^~God dammit I did it again.~^","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54b695776368727632ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b6952f6368727623e30000#post_54b6952f6368727623e30000\r\n~Keep going~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b6959763687272f6c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b6943063687272d65d0000#post_54b6943063687272d65d0000\r\nActually a viable medical procedure. Been done numerous times. \r\n\r\nAlso, ever wonder why epoxy glue stick fingers together very well? Originally, invented during the Vietnam war as a way of temporarily patching up wounded soldiers until you get 'em to a proper medic station.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b695e26368727a86050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can anyone else not search for anything on derpibooru or is that just me?","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"54b6961b6368727e15410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-ti