time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5100.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551cdb9b6368724946b81200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Right now I'm watching Jacksepticeye play a game where you burn stuff in a fireplace. I love my life right now.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"551cdcaf63687249c1640a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I declare we have a dance party right now.\r\nPost away your dancing gifs!\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/Ed7PrdjVA0ycM/giphy.gif!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551cdda563687249c1180c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551cdcaf63687249c1640a00#post_551cdcaf63687249c1640a00\r\nno\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso, my jaw hurts for some reason","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551cde2e6368727bebab0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551cdcaf63687249c1640a00#post_551cdcaf63687249c1640a00\r\nnah","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551cdfaa6368725a2b350c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey!\r\nYou guys won't believe what happened with me today at work!\r\nWhile I was on a errand delivering something to a client. In the subway while waiting for the next train to arrive, I sat down at a bench. Beside me was a shopping bag that had something in it. I asked people around me who the bag belonged to, nobody claimed it. I took the bag as soon as the train arrived, looked inside. To my surprise, I found 5 unopened cans of BEER! Usually they come on 6 can bundles, but one was missing, I assume whoever left the bag there drank one and accidentally left the rest there.\r\nTis a good day.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551ce0746368725a2b540d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good night guys.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551ce98863687275f8390800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/8btUX8j.jpg!\r\nsomeone will get it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551cfff06368720f11331a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate sleeping without my underwear.\r\nI feel like I might pee when I sleep.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551d35ce63687201dc1a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i never sleep with underwear; it's way too constricting","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551d364d6368723ca9ac4500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d35ce63687201dc1a0800#post_551d35ce63687201dc1a0800\r\nYou should try sleeping with panties on\r\n(-3-)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551d39876368723ca9554b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well this place is dead.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551d3ba96368726b3bba5d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d364d6368723ca9ac4500#post_551d364d6368723ca9ac4500\r\nthat doesnt sound fun or comfortable\r\nt(-ε-t)","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551d3d076368722e46213300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who can I give my soul to in order for me to get a 3DS.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551d3e5463687266e8951000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3d076368722e46213300#post_551d3d076368722e46213300\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120108011931/supernatural/images/c/cd/Crossroads.jpg!\r\nSummon a crossroads demon","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"551d3f5d6368726b3bbf6400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3ba96368726b3bba5d00#post_551d3ba96368726b3bba5d00\r\nIt is in fact both of those things\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551d3f796368723c99c42300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3d076368722e46213300#post_551d3d076368722e46213300\r\nYou called?","author":"4f41ee04945b70