time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/546.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539f89726368724732010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f88976368724680390300#post_539f88976368724680390300\r\n\r\n!http://killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/brosbeforehoeshouse1.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8a1663687246b1210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f88976368724680390300#post_539f88976368724680390300\r\namazing. Although I was under the impression mixed feelings mean they are in conflict.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539f8a8f63687247224f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Warning: If you get vaccinated your babies will be born naked.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8ae86368724468500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8a8f63687247224f0000#post_539f8a8f63687247224f0000\r\n\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/monkeymoralitypose1_4619.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8b0b63687245d17a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8a8f63687247224f0000#post_539f8a8f63687247224f0000\r\nMother of God.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8c0d63687244a5d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8a8f63687247224f0000#post_539f8a8f63687247224f0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Warning: If you get vaccinated your babies will be born naked.[/bq]\r\nThe sad thing is chances are if you posted this on tumblr then you'd have several people making anti-vaccine posts based off this.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539f8c2c636872469c030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8b0b63687245d17a0000#post_539f8b0b63687245d17a0000\r\nSame thing happens if you eat organic food, eat bacon, brush your teeth, or drink fluoride in water.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8c5f6368724732070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8c2c636872469c030100#post_539f8c2c636872469c030100\r\nIs there nothing that can save us from this perversity?!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8d2b63687246088e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8c5f6368724732070100#post_539f8c5f6368724732070100\r\nYes. Just put some baby clothes in your woman's vagina before she gives birth.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8d83636872453b4c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8d2b63687246088e0100#post_539f8d2b63687246088e0100\r\nI think the woman might object to that. Those silly women, amiright?\r\n\r\nSO we'd have to do it all stealthy like.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8e46636872455a520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8d83636872453b4c0100#post_539f8d83636872453b4c0100\r\nExactly. \r\n\r\nIn other news, I am thinking of buying a woolly mammoth hair sample in the next few months.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8e66636872469c8a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e46636872455a520200#post_539f8e46636872455a520200\r\n...You're going to masturbate with it aren't you?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8ea1636872455ab00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e66636872469c8a0200#post_539f8e66636872469c8a0200\r\n\r\nCan you make a fic about that even if he answers no?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8f52636872463aa60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e66636872469c8a0200#