time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5775.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5541d82d6368720888003300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d7d763687208887c3200#post_5541d7d763687208887c3200\r\nMy hair's greasy as fuck, So I have to cut it or it gets really annoying.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541d8866368720888ad3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d7a56368727fe3d53600#post_5541d7a56368727fe3d53600\r\nThat's why you shower for one hour.\r\nBut what I do is put some water in hand and then pass it throught your hair.\r\nAll the microscopic hairs should adhere to your wet hand.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541d8c36368722737100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d8866368720888ad3300#post_5541d8866368720888ad3300\r\nI do that\r\n\r\nBut my hair is MAGNETIC\r\n\r\nI'VE BEEN PULLING LOOSE HAIRS OUT FOR TWO DAYS","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5541d90b6368722737220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d82d6368720888003300#post_5541d82d6368720888003300\r\nOr you can just wet your hair.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541d9b26368725f73381900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d8c36368722737100100#post_5541d8c36368722737100100\r\nObviously you will find two or three hairs after two or three days of the haircut.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541d9b76368725f73461900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d8196368725f73e01600#post_5541d8196368725f73e01600\r\nHopefully I can pull off that 4Kids take on Spike Spiegel.\r\n\r\nAnd you're going to be not Dipper aka Tyrone.\r\n\r\nOur cosplays, if we can pull them off, will be so meta we might as well be Meta Knights. :P","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5541d9eb6368725f73a71900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d90b6368722737220100#post_5541d90b6368722737220100\r\nI also really don't want to spend any time ever thinking about my hair, Short hair works better in that regard. (Low maintenance and all.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541db156368725feffc1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Dat Box\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7u8IHtNbzI","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5541dbcc6368727fe3113e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d9eb6368725f73a71900#post_5541d9eb6368725f73a71900\r\nWell, you said it was annoying, so I gave you a little tip.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541dcbc6368727fe3c23f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"God damnit!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB9Cpjd7PxI","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541e6de63687201e1d71000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched every episode of Sonic For Hire, from season 1 to season 7.\r\nOh god...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5541e7e663687201e1b71100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDoBbwqWAAElSaN.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDoCVmuWAAAJOk2.png![/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5541ea886368725f732d3600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yep, I'm so tired. \r\nSuddenly, after watching Sonic For Hire for 3.5 hours straight, the entire world looks uninteresting. \r\n\r\nFuck.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55420be66368720629030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Top of the morning.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55420d0d6368723bbf641400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Evening","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55420d766368726de3d00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/d