time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6509.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55694adb636872183d213b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694aaa6368721b926c0800#post_55694aaa6368721b926c0800\r\nI met the Boogeyman once.\r\n\r\nThe bastard lasted thirty seconds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55694aee636872153c9e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694ac2636872153c5a0900#post_55694ac2636872153c5a0900\r\nNight man, and have a happy birthday!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694b1663687210c2210a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now I begin my hunt for Inkling amiibos.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm going to be the only one 17 here now?\r\n\r\nKinda feel a little lonely. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694b3a636872153c330a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00#post_55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00\r\nLonely? Dude. Really?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55694b636368721b92d20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00#post_55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00\r\nI was 17 once\r\n\r\nNow I'm [spoiler]a squid[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55694b84636872153cdb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b636368721b92d20900#post_55694b636368721b92d20900\r\nSo you're a squid but you're NOT a kid?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55694b956368721a77500a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b3a636872153c330a00#post_55694b3a636872153c330a00\r\nOh you get me wrong, not _actually_ lonely.\r\n\r\nJust saying its funny to see everyone slowly turning to an adult. THEY GROW UP SO FAST MAN!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694b996368721b923b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00#post_55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00\r\nI'm older than you.\r\nBy a few months maybe.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55694bc2636872153c640b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00#post_55694b1a6368725c3ded0c00\r\nMust be difficult being the only one around here who isn't legal","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55694bc9636872183d623d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b996368721b923b0a00#post_55694b996368721b923b0a00\r\nHow old are ya? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694bdd636872153c890b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b84636872153cdb0a00#post_55694b84636872153cdb0a00\r\nI'm a squid but I'm also technically an adult\r\n\r\nAlso I'm a day older than trashboat apparently","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55694bea6368725b28760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694b636368721b92d20900#post_55694b636368721b92d20900\r\n~Splatsplatsplat?~\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55694bef6368721a77130b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694bc2636872153c640b00#post_55694bc2636872153c640b00\r\nCarcass is like 15 I think","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55694bf363687209e15f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm still 18. Eighteen and already a lieutenant. Not bad.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55694c156368721b92250b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55694bea6368725b28760000#post_55694bea6368725b28760000\r\nYes I hav