time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7080.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558d0cae6368726fab003b8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i know u didnt see it","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558d25ce6368726a12000b73","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Breaking News: Man decapitated in France near a factory. Explosions also reported.\r\nSuspect seen waving what looks like the ISIS flag","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"558d363063687217b5001cae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So are cargo shorts the new fedora or something? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558d3e426368726bad0012ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d25ce6368726a12000b73#post_558d25ce6368726a12000b73\r\nRemind me again why we're not killing these pricks?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"558d40a263687217b5002e6a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d3e426368726bad0012ae#post_558d3e426368726bad0012ae\r\nCause a decade of fear mongering and going \"If we don't go to war again we'll for realzies this time get nuked\" has jaded the public to the point most people don't give a shit anymore what happens in the middle east.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558d4b1a636872785e001bbd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"News: My younger sister moved into my room and now we have to share it.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"558d536c636872717c0004f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"News:\r\nFirst synthetic blood will be tested on humans in 2017.  If it works out then congratulions blood shortage problem solved.\r\n\r\nSelf driving cars are now on the roads in california and legal in 8 states.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558d53a76368723cb3004976","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d536c636872717c0004f9#post_558d536c636872717c0004f9\r\nEvent the rarer types of blood?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"558d53ce63687263440016a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d53a76368723cb3004976#post_558d53a76368723cb3004976\r\nEeyup.\r\n\r\n*SYNTHETIC* blood; as in no donors required.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558d54556368723cb3004b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d53ce63687263440016a4#post_558d53ce63687263440016a4\r\nHow does that work? They'd have to replicate the cells and the plasma and everything.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"558d55116368722f8c000be3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d54556368723cb3004b00#post_558d54556368723cb3004b00\r\nSynthesized blood is a bit different from traditional blood donating; basically they mass manufacture the blood.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558d55a56368723cb3004dcb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d53ce63687263440016a4#post_558d53ce63687263440016a4\r\nThey could just replicate type O and be set for everything, right? \r\n\r\nAnd the real question: will it be white? And if not why did kojima lie to us","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558d55f863687263440019ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d55116368722f8c000be3#post_558d55116368722f8c000be3\r\n\"I'm going to live forever. I'm going to be made of plastic.\"\r\n\r\nSo, do they grow the blood cells out of stem cells or some such?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"558d5619636872785e00305a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558d55a56368723cb3004dcb#post_558d55a56368723cb3004dcb\r\nNo no; synthesized blood, not synthetic blood.  It will be red.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558d56346368722f8c000d15","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","bo