time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7351.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559be4b863687249780002ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be4426368720d8a001208#post_559be4426368720d8a001208\r\nI'm a pirate! \r\n\r\n...The kind who downloads stuff in the internet for free.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559be4e9636872498900026d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be4426368720d8a001208#post_559be4426368720d8a001208\r\nYou mean like that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob, Patrick and Mr Krabs become pirates?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559be4fb6368721c140008d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be4b863687249780002ed#post_559be4b863687249780002ed\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ZXvqzIX.gif!\r\n\r\nSomething tells me that I'd use this gif a lot.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559be55963687227db000072","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be4b863687249780002ed#post_559be4b863687249780002ed\r\nI've lived with the memory span of a goldfish my entire life.\r\nI'm cool with it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559be57b63687249890002eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Road Rage by Miracle of Sound\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4\r\nA Mad Max Fury Road song","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559be5e4636872606d001807","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be3bb63687218e00050e6#post_559be3bb63687218e00050e6\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be30d6368724836001b49#post_559be30d6368724836001b49\r\nUltimate Spider-Man or Main universe Spider-Man?[/bq]\r\nUltimate Spiderman.\r\nThe main universe Spiderman \"died\" one time and became Superior Spiderman.\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559be5f16368720784000fc2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be55963687227db000072#post_559be55963687227db000072\r\nAnd I've lived with no depth perception for twelve years. Can't even remember what it's like.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559be6236368720784000fff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be5e4636872606d001807#post_559be5e4636872606d001807\r\nNo. He switched minds with Doctor Octopus, remember?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559be78c636872606d001a33","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Knight fellas","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559be79f63687207840011b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559be5f16368720784000fc2#post_559be5f16368720784000fc2\r\nWe are weird people.\r\n\r\nLet me tell you a tale of my memory span.\r\n\r\nOne day, I was sitting in the living room, just chilling and watching TV. At one point, my mom would ask me to help her or I would go to the toilet. Now, we had only one TV and one remote so in order to maintain my dominance over the remote, I decided to hide it. My siblings did it as well, even my mom did it. So, why the hell not? I hid my remote and did my thing. It didn't even last half an hour and as I sit back down on my couch, I noticed something was missing.\r\n\r\nI lost the remote. And I forgot that I was the one that hid it.\r\n\r\nI spent two hours searching for it and a quarter of the time, I spent watching TV by switching channels manually from the recorder. Afterwards, I was able to find it, got angry, insulted whoever that hid it (which was me, so basically insulted myself) and noticed another thing missing.\r\n\r\nI lost the batteries, which I hid as well but forgot. \r\nSo fuck.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559be8606368724978000707","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-t