time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/8/804.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c34f1b6368724bf7f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34eca636872152b120000#post_53c34eca636872152b120000\r\n\r\nI'm afraid I can not help you then. Please ask the reference desk for any further information.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c34f6e636872156d230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34e0a6368725af9890100#post_53c34e0a6368725af9890100\r\nYou think you have the right to arrest a member of the space sheriffs?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c34fcf63687220893f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34f6e636872156d230000#post_53c34f6e636872156d230000\r\nYeah, creep! Vigilantism. 30 years in the iso cubes. Justice is to be left to the Judges.\r\n\r\n!http://www.brokenfrontier.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/DREDD-3.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c3506863687215905a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"3 days...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c350836368721590600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3506863687215905a0000#post_53c3506863687215905a0000\r\n\r\nThat frickin' moon...","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c350896368727fa88c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34fcf63687220893f0000#post_53c34fcf63687220893f0000\r\nIf Anything! I should be the one Arresting you! For interfering with a High ranking Member of the Bird Star Law enforcement!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c350aa6368720305af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350836368721590600000#post_53c350836368721590600000\r\nIt's not about the moon.\r\nIt's about my inevitable piercing...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c350e36368727cd4d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I were to get a dick piercing, it would either be made of dinosaur bone or mammoth ivory.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3511163687241b18c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350e36368727cd4d60100#post_53c350e36368727cd4d60100\r\nI'd imagine those would be difficult to smooth out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3514763687226aa780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kid's first birthday? By putting flowers on their grave.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3515a6368726835cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350e36368727cd4d60100#post_53c350e36368727cd4d60100\r\nDarwin award honorable mention material right there.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c351d36368723bf54a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3515a6368726835cf0000#post_53c3515a6368726835cf0000\r\nThe dinosaur bone can be polished smooth, no worries.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c351e5636872569f090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350896368727fa88c0000#post_53c350896368727fa88c0000\r\n\r\n\r\nResisting arrest.\r\n\r\n!http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/dredd07.jpg!\r\n\r\n*And so Molestia somehow ended up being shot and arrested on a charge of 100000 years of molesting.*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c3523b636872152bbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c351e5636872569f090000#post_53c351e5636872569f090000\r\nShooting at a space sheriff... That's the Death penalty!\r\n\r\n\"Laser! Blade!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDSsMw4eww#t=178\r\n\r\nSharivan! Blue! Flash!","a