time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/9/99.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5334fa13636872204dbb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334f9a863687271b0360000#post_5334f9a863687271b0360000\r\nThat's creepy and cool. It's a remarkable adaptation to being able to bite something and not have it's long nose get in the way.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334fa7663687273c3790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fact: Nature is goddamn horrible and we should kill it as soon as possible.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\nNature can be good sometimes. See Australia for example, it's obviously secluded from the rest of the world to prevent further harm.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5334faec6368721f7b1f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334f8ea6368727146130000#post_5334f8ea6368727146130000\r\nApparently people keep them as pets.\r\nAnd they can survive Nukes.\r\nThey really are a wondrous creature.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5334fafa636872204dec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100#post_5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100\r\n\r\nbut what about bloody pirahnas\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\nwe need to create an artificial country for those who dont like nature, the only animals will be cute dogs and cats and bees.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5334fb1a636872708d7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334faec6368721f7b1f0100#post_5334faec6368721f7b1f0100\r\n\r\nwondrous my ass, military needs to research for WMD that can kill those things.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5334fbf663687220e5b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]Fact: Nature is goddamn horrible and we should kill it as soon as possible.[/bq]\r\nThat's just how nature roles though; it doesn't care if we like animals or not cause it's all about survival of fittest after all that's the RULES OF NATURE!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5334fc0b636872737ed70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fb1a636872708d7d0000#post_5334fb1a636872708d7d0000\r\nNobody cant kill them!\r\nThey are the real ultimate master race of this garbage thing called Earth!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5334fc4d636872732ccd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100#post_5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100\r\nUnlike you two I have tremendous respect and admiration for animals that can do things that could be described as superpowers. You want super strength? Try and ant or a Goliath beetle, who can lift dozens of times their own weight, if a human had that strength they could pick up a city bus! Super speed? Well sure there is the cheetah but there are bugs out there so fast they can run about a 2 feet per second. While that may not see like much keep in mind the bug is only a few millimeters long. That's the equivalent of a human running the 100 meter dash in about 2 seconds. Super sight? The Golden Eagle can read a newspaper from 1000 feet away. The wetta goes into cryogenic hibernation where it's entire body freezes solid and then thaws and it comes right back to life. And then there's the Water Bear. It's basically invincible. Look it up.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id