time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1029.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53daea2e63687248e63d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae9bb63687243bc250000#post_53dae9bb63687243bc250000\r\nOh, Oh god the squeamishness inside me is coming back.\r\n\r\nCan you feel it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daea3a636872073a030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae9bb63687243bc250000#post_53dae9bb63687243bc250000\r\nFun times if you happen to hate yourself. How long till you're fully functional again?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53daea5f63687271ca3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea3a636872073a030100#post_53daea3a636872073a030100\r\nTwo weeks to a month.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53daea76636872213ecb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea5f63687271ca3b0100#post_53daea5f63687271ca3b0100\r\n\r\nNO FAP AUGUST.\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/723/1283528955954.jpg!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daeaa963687215e4d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea5f63687271ca3b0100#post_53daea5f63687271ca3b0100\r\nWell all I can say is good luck to you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53daeab663687246ee3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea76636872213ecb0000#post_53daea76636872213ecb0000\r\nUgh I know. I can't even bottom!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53daeae363687245a0470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daeab663687246ee3f0000#post_53daeab663687246ee3f0000\r\n\r\nso not even anal?\r\n\r\nman that sucks.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daeaf76368726f55080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea5f63687271ca3b0100#post_53daea5f63687271ca3b0100\r\nJust think of none sexual thoughts for the time being.\r\n\r\n*Penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daeb11636872213eee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OOOOOOOOH, DIS THE TIME TO START TEASING SQUIGGE.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daeb4e63687215e4fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daeb11636872213eee0000#post_53daeb11636872213eee0000\r\nDear Christ it starts. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daec9b6368721d1c080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daeb11636872213eee0000#post_53daeb11636872213eee0000\r\nDon't be shy.  I'm pretty tough.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53daed1263687245a0cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daec9b6368721d1c080000#post_53daec9b6368721d1c080000\r\n\r\nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh.\r\n\r\npenis?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daed3c63687202cc7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daec9b6368721d1c080000#post_53daec9b6368721d1c080000\r\nFrom the way your dick sounds, being tough isn't an option either. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daf2036368727f44610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\nWell then.\r\n\r\n\"I'm waiting for the pictures you promised.\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d05b0a6368722a0acd0000#post_53d05b0a6368722a0acd0000\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53daf2306368720bad6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"r/music best 2000 albums\r\n\r\n!http://