time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1111.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e44ec9636872141a7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44db46368724ab11b0100#post_53e44db46368724ab11b0100\r\nThe polishing will smooth it out.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e44f066368722cdee40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one who wants to see TMNT? \r\nI mean I'd rather go see guardians again but if I were able to see more than one movie a week I'd see it. \r\n\r\n~[spoiler] 1111 get [/spoiler]~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e44f1f636872769df60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44ec9636872141a7e0000#post_53e44ec9636872141a7e0000\r\nYou're like one of those people that whose last words are, \"Hey check this out\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e44f3e63687263036f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't like michael bay\r\ni don't like megan fox\r\ni don't like the designs\r\n\r\nno faith","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e44f776368722cde0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44f1f636872769df60100#post_53e44f1f636872769df60100\r\nThe dildo wouldn't kill me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e44ffc63687214c36c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44f776368722cde0c0100#post_53e44f776368722cde0c0100\r\nNo; chances are you're going to wind up like the person that went to the hospital with a buzz lightyear toy stuck up their ass after the wings popped out though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e450066368724a0fd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Every time\":http://i.imgur.com/gwbBi5h.jpg","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e450476368727b1f830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44ffc63687214c36c0000#post_53e44ffc63687214c36c0000\r\nFree publicity.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4508d6368726704260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e450476368727b1f830000#post_53e450476368727b1f830000\r\nIt will definitely give you something to think about for a long time","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53e450966368727716c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am REALLY debating with myself about seeing the Fifty shades of Gray movie....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e450e86368724b727e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e450066368724a0fd60000#post_53e450066368724a0fd60000\r\n\"Swedish people don't have eyebrows\"\r\n\r\nThis is true.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e45133636872142eab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I did stick a tiny raptor tooth and a small plesiosaur tooth inside my uretha once but I wouldn't do it again with any of my dinosaur/reptile teeth. They're far too precious to me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4515d63687263642f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e45133636872142eab0000#post_53e45133636872142eab0000\r\nYou are more worried about teeth than you are your dick?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e451856368723279a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"waht","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e451ad6368721b2f020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4515d63687263642f0000#post_53e4515d63687263642f0000\r\nI'm worried about my 6-inch D. rex too.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e451e36368724993250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know; I thought of something: 99% of science fiction and fantasy genres are full of bullcrap.  I don't mean that as a the science behind them don