time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1186.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ec3ac66368725fdfae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3aa26368721b4fda0000#post_53ec3aa26368721b4fda0000\r\nwell\r\nthat's one way to deal with your issues","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec3aeb6368721b4fe90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3a4e63687234d80d0100#post_53ec3a4e63687234d80d0100\r\nYou can't tell me you wouldn't have a use for a share of 55 gallons of lube. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec3b0363687210f2b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just realized that Equestria is the MLP world's equivalent to the United States.\r\n\r\nThink of it, Manehatten is in the east of Equestria, and there are buffalo representing Native Americans.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec3b2163687275e6ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3aeb6368721b4fe90000#post_53ec3aeb6368721b4fe90000\r\n\r\ndrop in on the floor and slide in it.\r\n\r\npranks.\r\n\r\ni dont use lube for fapping so i guess thats it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec3b216368726a194a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3b0363687210f2b10000#post_53ec3b0363687210f2b10000\r\nyou JUST realized it?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec3b4c6368721e76b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3aa26368721b4fda0000#post_53ec3aa26368721b4fda0000\r\nJames' sexual hangups are way more fucked up than I thought ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec3b506368726764710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3aeb6368721b4fe90000#post_53ec3aeb6368721b4fe90000\r\nI would pour lube all over myself and pretend i'm a slug","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53ec3b706368723d6b9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3b506368726764710100#post_53ec3b506368726764710100\r\nOr tape your mouth shut and pretend to be a great soft jelly thing.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec3b8163687204af590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3aa26368721b4fda0000#post_53ec3aa26368721b4fda0000\r\nhis ass must be wrecked","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec3bdc6368720b74d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3b2163687275e6ae0000#post_53ec3b2163687275e6ae0000\r\nNow you're thinking! Just imagine how much more efficient a slip n slide would be with lube instead of water!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec3c0a63687234a48e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3b0363687210f2b10000#post_53ec3b0363687210f2b10000\r\nThen we got places like Baltimare and Trottingham. The US and British Isles at least. May be what couldv'e been if the American Revolution hadn't happened.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec3c0a6368726a19820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3bdc6368720b74d00100#post_53ec3bdc6368720b74d00100\r\nomg yes\r\n\r\n[spoiler]slip'n'slide or slip inside?\r\nhuehuehue[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec3c0d63687205616f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3bdc6368720b74d00100#post_53ec3bdc6368720b74d00100\r\n\r\nim honestly too tired to think.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec3c9d6368720b74f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"someone over kym friended me and sended me this image\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/aQkai/374c281251.png!\r\n\r\nfi