time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1261.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f55420636872117cd00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f553b0636872443edf0000#post_53f553b0636872443edf0000\r\nBut you drank and ate to much dairy products. :( you gonna get daierea all over the thread mate. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f5552a636872051f1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f553dc63687259a1ed0000#post_53f553dc63687259a1ed0000\r\n\r\n*SHOOTS THE SOFA*\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f55420636872117cd00000#post_53f55420636872117cd00000\r\n\r\n*I* am the Ultimate Lifeform, I am inmune to all diseases!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f555656368725c17450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f554036368723444430100#post_53f554036368723444430100\r\n\r\nmy little animatronic haunted murderer fox cant be this cute.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f5558c63687259312f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5552a636872051f1b0000#post_53f5552a636872051f1b0000\r\nAUWGH GAWD WHY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f555bb6368724f586a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/814/494/bb3.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f555f36368723487930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5512a636872229f3f0200#post_53f5512a636872229f3f0200\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]you whores[/bq]\r\nAwww so nice of you to notice.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f556856368723451840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f555bb6368724f586a0000#post_53f555bb6368724f586a0000\r\n\r\nGreat, now I want a Five Nights Freddy's cartoon","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f5569a63687244ed930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsptdl9pf1qzh8m2o1_1280.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsptdl9pf1qzh8m2o2_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f556d76368723463c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nOh Louie. You such a cool guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f557096368720e7b9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nNot professional masturbator?\r\nDisappointing.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f557436368723f0a3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\n\r\nPrepare the popcorn!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f557a46368724bad430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nComedian/Masturbator sounds like a pretty great gig. \r\n\r\n\"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get more paper toiles\"\r\n\r\n_*EJACTULATION*_ \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f557e963687266a5ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nI wanna see that interview so badly now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f5583063687244acb20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jesus fuck my arms hurt\r\n\r\nI slept sorta awkwardly on top of _both_ my arms (gods know how i managed that), and i woke up with both of them completely numb and unable to move. Typing is kinda difficult.","author":"5007bbdf7f123