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{"topics":[{"id":"54153315636872181b340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd probably be a veritable renaissance man who's wildly successful at everything I try, but the tradeoff would be that I'm never satisfied with anything I do so I give it up soon afterward.\r\n\r\nAnd I'd probably be a self-centered prick as well.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541533276368722ddfd00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541532536368727393610000#post_541532536368727393610000\r\n\r\nI just focused a shit ton on food and when everything was normal went onto logging and firewood. And went out to the extra shit I wanted/needed from there. On my second village at least.\r\n\r\nThe closest I came to shooting myself in the foot was a baby-making crisis during which most people in my village weren't having children. I had to rush a chapel and Town Hall and all that to get people happy enough to shit babies and then to attract gypsy nomads.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"541533356368727393830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541532ec63687273b08a0000#post_541532ec63687273b08a0000\r\nOh god that would be worse than being straight.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5415335e63687277fdfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":".","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5415336863687201f3660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in bizarro universe squiggy would be a big bible thumper who condemns sex and watches naruto and mariomarc would be an annoying dudebro.\r\n\r\nthey would both live next to each other and hate each other to death,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5415339463687201f36a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415336863687201f3660000#post_5415336863687201f3660000\r\n;-;\r\nthat's scary\r\nsquuuuuuiggy\r\nhug me\r\n;-;","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541533ad6368722bf0340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415336863687201f3660000#post_5415336863687201f3660000\r\nThat would be the worst. I'd have to kill that version of me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541533ce63687201671c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In am AltU. Neither of you guys are here because you don't like/hate/don't care about MLP","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541533d26368720d54160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415339463687201f36a0000#post_5415339463687201f36a0000\r\nIt's okay sweety. The bad things can't hurt you.\r\n*hugs*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541533d86368724c75490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415335e63687277fdfc0100#post_5415335e63687277fdfc0100\r\nIn an alt universe you'd watch power rangers and hate Japanese toku.\r\n\r\nAnd not like pokemon.\r\n\r\nThat's some scary shit. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541533e16368726ced6d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415316a636872451b9a0000#post_5415316a636872451b9a0000\r\nI'd be the biggest pro censorship dickwad on the internet. Also I would look down on anything related to sex and especially anything that isn't straight, missionary position vanilla. \r\n\r\nI might also end up as a writer for gawker. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541534156368720167300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh man, the more I think about it.\r\n\r\nI'd be like _*Dio level asshole*_.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5415344e6368726d06760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541534156368720167300100#post_541534156368720167300100\r\n\r\nYou _are_ Dio in an alternate uni