time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1569.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5415358863687201677b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541535346368725a56dc0100#post_541535346368725a56dc0100\r\nHow long is your hair? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5415359d6368722c29b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541535856368724ce4a90000#post_541535856368724ce4a90000\r\nThat and your butt.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541535aa6368723866750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I DONT WANT TO BE A MUSIC DEFENER AND LISTEN TO DAD ROCK only ;-;","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541535b76368726d38970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I was hot. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541535e16368724c75870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415354d63687227683e0100#post_5415354d63687227683e0100\r\n\r\nSee, this is why I hate other people. Shit like that would _never_ happen to me.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541535ef63687217a50b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541535b76368726d38970100#post_541535b76368726d38970100\r\nTrust me Darling. You are. It's all about attitude. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54153601636872184e140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541535856368724ce4a90000#post_541535856368724ce4a90000\r\nSame! Ack!\r\nAnd I wouldn't have my big sexy bitchlips!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5415364c63687273ec1f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541535ef63687217a50b0000#post_541535ef63687217a50b0000\r\nWhat kind of attitude do you think is hot?\r\n\r\nI'm honestly actually a shy ass motherfucker in real life. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541536926368724c52af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415364c63687273ec1f0100#post_5415364c63687273ec1f0100\r\nIts all about confidence combined with self awareness.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541536cf6368724c75b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415358863687201677b0100#post_5415358863687201677b0100\r\nIt used to be halfway down my back. Now it's shoulder length. \r\nWhen it's freshly cleaned it makes me look bishi as fuck. \r\n\r\nWhen it's dirty I just kinda look like a beatnik. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541536e66368721ee1ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541536926368724c52af0000#post_541536926368724c52af0000\r\nYou could not have been any more unhelpful if you had actively been trying.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541536ec63687227bd7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541536926368724c52af0000#post_541536926368724c52af0000\r\nI'm pretty self aware I guess?\r\n\r\nI try to have confidence. Buuut it's hard for me. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541536fe6368726d06b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415364c63687273ec1f0100#post_5415364c63687273ec1f0100\r\nUse that. You'd be surprised how many girls genuinely like shy awkward dorks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541537126368723285120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541536cf6368724c75b90000#post_541536cf6368724c75b90000\r\nCould I see a picture? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541537376368727dda4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541536fe6368726d06b10100#post_541536fe6368726d06b10100\