time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1745.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5429e8066368720712060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e7c5636872162c8b0000#post_5429e7c5636872162c8b0000\r\nYeeeeessssss.......\r\nWhy do you ask?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5429e8416368727ff4b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e8066368720712060100#post_5429e8066368720712060100\r\n\r\ncause i found something worse...\r\n\r\nits called \"Forced Gender Reassignment by Cattle Decapitation\":http://vimeo.com/56447021\r\n\r\nAN EXTREME NSFW","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5429e8a26368725d5db00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e8416368727ff4b40000#post_5429e8416368727ff4b40000\r\nI'm gonna regret this......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5429e8e46368725d7b110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e8a26368725d5db00000#post_5429e8a26368725d5db00000\r\n\r\ni already regret it and im only in the first minute\r\n\r\nAGAIN, EXTREME NSFW, I MEAN EXTREME EXTREME, THIS IS /B/ LEVELS OF NSFW","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5429e90c63687279610e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHY DO I WANT TO CLICK","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5429e9396368722d4f3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e90c63687279610e0000#post_5429e90c63687279610e0000\r\nDon't do it!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5429e96a6368722bc7480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e9396368722d4f3d0100#post_5429e9396368722d4f3d0100\r\nTHAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT MORE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5429e9976368720780d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e8416368727ff4b40000#post_5429e8416368727ff4b40000\r\nhot","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5429e9ac636872738b3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e96a6368722bc7480100#post_5429e96a6368722bc7480100\r\nLook. The decision is ultimately yours.\r\nBut I highly recommend not doing it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5429e9cf6368727a49220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hahaha\r\nIm just not looking","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5429e9f66368725b6e5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e9cf6368727a49220000#post_5429e9cf6368727a49220000\r\nGood boy.\r\nI think you need to be rewarded~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5429e9f86368725ba3600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e9ac636872738b3b0000#post_5429e9ac636872738b3b0000\r\n\r\ni second that recommendation","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5429ea3f636872015e020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e9f66368725b6e5f0000#post_5429e9f66368725b6e5f0000\r\n\r\nthe fact that you are able to do anything sexual after watching that baffles me.\r\n\r\nmy dick is literally scared, its pretty much numbed","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5429ea44636872115ffb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429e9f66368725b6e5f0000#post_5429e9f66368725b6e5f0000\r\nIm in the car the my dad right not\r\nI dont want an awkward boner in my loose shorts damnit\r\nThey really show","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5429eaa2636872162c1d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5429ea3f636872015e020100#post_5429ea3f636872015e020100\r\nMy sex drive is on par with Zeus.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc