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{"topics":[{"id":"54332d69636872779d800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332cb763687256d81c0000#post_54332cb763687256d81c0000\r\n\"Because metal!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DskVK26wmDY","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54332d796368726a31550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HUZZAH!\r\nThanks to the supreme court punting back the ball on same-sex marriage 60% of americans will live in states allowing same sex marriage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54332dfa6368724bc9500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone seen a McDonalds getting built? Those places just burst out of the ground \r\n\r\n2spoopy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54332e1f63687243a3eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332d69636872779d800100#post_54332d69636872779d800100\r\n\r\n\"SYNTHPUNK\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lNJamgjZ58","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54332e9363687259c0420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332dfa6368724bc9500100#post_54332dfa6368724bc9500100\r\nThat is how McDonalds are built. They are protrusions into our dimension of a great beast of unfathomable size and endless hunger, blighting all things by its simple existence. The only way for it to be kept in check is through sacrifice of countless cattle and the broken dreams of all who work there.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54332ed263687235e08d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332e9363687259c0420000#post_54332e9363687259c0420000\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://theglorioblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/spacedandy23.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54332edc63687229967b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332e9363687259c0420000#post_54332e9363687259c0420000\r\nSounds about right.\r\n\r\nMan I love me some McDonalds. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54332ef763687259c05f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332e9363687259c0420000#post_54332e9363687259c0420000\r\n\r\nDoes mocking the guys who work there help to control the beast?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54332f81636872409c5e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332ef763687259c05f0000#post_54332ef763687259c05f0000\r\n\r\ni wouldnt mock anyone working at mcdonalds.\r\n\r\ncause for all we know, YOU could be next.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54332f96636872294ec20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/60267d6a0a59474f2d3238b38f436a11/tumblr_nbmi565xOK1qb5gkjo8_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5433309c6368721524e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54332ef763687259c05f0000#post_54332ef763687259c05f0000\r\nIt does not. While the beast feasts upon their despair and is placated their rage gives it indigestion and then we wind up with more reality TV shows. Yeah... cosmic horror beasts are weird and don't make a lot of sense.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5433314f63687224fb3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/fd1c3b5af5f2d29ed7016852dee69d5b/tumblr_ncvntzMFut1rlpicfo1_400.jpg!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/df9b7753585407cd0eb93785b46889bf/tumblr_nbx3ttdQjp1sp1jvro1_500.jpg!\r\nsup bruh\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/470eb09ca5b2c68a2807acd1713f8e25/tumblr_mzy26pRg9V1rzopqzo1_400.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/1a224c5fabeeefa1773f454f488ff96d/tumblr_ncvnxu3Ywh1rlpicfo1_400.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54333154636872027bb50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, stop me if you