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{"topics":[{"id":"544842cc63687202e6fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54484097636872478fb00200#post_54484097636872478fb00200\r\nHey your mom's buttplug finally got here!\r\n~I'm sorry~\r\n~[spoiler]I'm not sorry[/spoiler]~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448439863687268dcdb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/profiles/icons/big/000/024/132/8c5.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544843d26368726451f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448439863687268dcdb0000#post_5448439863687268dcdb0000\r\nEnjoying yourself Twisty?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448452b63687201e95f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544843d26368726451f20100#post_544843d26368726451f20100\r\n\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/yN9ege.gif!\r\n\r\nyou see instead of showing my emotions and letting everyone in the thread know im not a hateful black hearted teenager i will resort to posting 2deep4u gifs.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5448457163687208d3640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A conductor and his wife make up a plot to make up more money than they actually do by having him steal one penny for every dime he earns in his job.\r\n\r\nSo, he does exactly that. One penny for every dime. After days turned to weeks turned to months, he finally goes a full year of stealing one penny for every dime he earns.\r\n\r\n\"This is splendid!\" His wife cheers. \"With this money, we can by a new TV!\"\r\n\r\nThey immediately go out to do so. After buying the TV, his wife gets an idea.\r\n\r\n\"Now you should steal not one, but two pennies for every dime you make.\"\r\n\r\nSo, he does exactly that. Not one, but two pennies for every dime. After days turned to weeks turned to months, he finally goes a full year of stealing not one, but two pennies for every dime he earns.\r\n\r\n\"This is sensational!\" His wife cheers. \"With this money, we can by a new car!\"\r\n\r\nThey immediately go out to do so. After buying the car, his wife gets an idea.\r\n\r\n\"Now you should steal not one, not two, but three pennies for every dime you make!\"\r\n\r\nSo, he does exactly that. Not one, not two, but three pennies for every dime. After days turned to weeks turned to months, he finally goes a full year of stealing not one, not two, but three pennies for every dime he earns.\r\n\r\n\"This is spectacular!\" His wife cheers. \"With this money, we can by a new house!\"\r\n\r\nThey immediately go out to do so. After buying the house, his wife gets an idea.\r\n\r\n\"Now you should steal not one, not two, not three, but four pennies for every dime you make!\"\r\n\r\nSo, he does exactly that. Not one, not two, not three, but four pennies for every dime. After days turned to weeks turned to months, he finally goes a full year of stealing not one, not two, not three, but four pennies for every dime he earns.\r\n\r\n\"This is stupendous!\" His wife cheers. \"With this money, we can buy a mansion!\"\r\n\r\nThey immediately go out to do so. After buying the mansion, his wife gets an idea.\r\n\r\n\"Now you should steal not one, not two, not three, not four, but five pennies for every dime you make!\"\r\n\r\nSo, he does exactly that. Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five pennies for every dime. After days turned to weeks turned to months, he finally goes a full year of stealing not one, not two, not three, not four but five pennies for every dime he earns.\r\n\r\n\"This is sacred!\" His wife cheers. \"With this money, we can buy our own resort!\"\r\n\r\nThey immediately go out to do so. After buying the resort, his wife gets an idea.\r\n\r\n\"Now you should steal not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but six pennies for every dime you make!\"\r\n\r\nSo, he does exactly that. This facade goes on for many years without suspicion, him going several years stea
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