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{"topics":[{"id":"5455d1fa63687233b5c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do dangerous animals have to be adorable? I want to hang out with a cheetah. And a tiger. And a wolf. And a panda. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d11e6368727873a80100#post_5455d11e6368727873a80100\r\nYes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5455d23963687217ae340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"nah i cant be away for that long, im not even really that upset anymore.\r\n\r\nits all internet shit, no need to be that upset","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455d24e6368726784900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d1fa63687233b5c60200#post_5455d1fa63687233b5c60200\r\nWolves aren't REALLY that dangerous on their own. It's a pack that's dangerous.\r\nAlthough I'm pretty sure I could take a wolf.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d25863687213359b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d1fa63687233b5c60200#post_5455d1fa63687233b5c60200\r\nIt's so they can attract silly humans to eat","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5455d3746368725418d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]Ok, what the fuck happened here while I was doing other things?[/bq]\r\nHomestuck; I got tired of twisty shitposting and asked, \"can you at least explain why you like homestuck instead of shitposting and maybe I'll try it out?\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso it was a couple pages ago and I was talking about politics, but you're going to have a good week because something that isn't getting a lot of coverage, well the 2014 elections are getting a lot of coverage but I mean one of the issues, basically right now libertarians ideals are covertly taking over the republican party. I'm going to summarize a bit because I've already talked about it: social conservatives are having the hardest time getting elected/re-elected to the point a lot of politicians are having to tone down the rhetoric, the religious right is having troubles as well, republicans are probably going to take the senate by two seats because the party is dropping starting to drop social conservatism and a lot of other things to get elected. Obviously the politicians aren't changing leafs, but rather they're having to tone down the tone on social conservatism.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; libertarians are taking over the republican party cause the religious right and social conservatives can't get elected anymore so republicans either have to drop social conservatism or lose election.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5455d3ab6368727e9e2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d11e6368727873a80100#post_5455d11e6368727873a80100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\nHomestuck.\r\n\r\nDoes anyone else watch Vinesauce corruptions?[/bq]\r\n\r\nMe.\r\nNot all the time. I liked the Bootleg video.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5455d42e63687264260e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]And I'm just sitting here watching porn[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d4c563687264262e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d24e6368726784900000#post_5455d24e6368726784900000\r\nPretty sure a wolf could kill me easily. \r\nI'm pretty sure a Labrador could kill me honestly. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455d25863687213359b0200#post_5455d25863687213359b0200\r\nThat would actually be a genius evolutionary trait if pandas were carnivores. Those things are the most huggable looking creatures on the planet. It'd be like a Venus flytrap but for people