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{"topics":[{"id":"545cde4763687223b33a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone's talking about electing American animal presidents and I'm just here being Asian [spoiler]or Hispanic. I don't know what we're supposed to be[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nAlso, I need to go. I should be holding my girl not wasting time. Good night.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"545cde886368723333410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdcfd6368722bd6450100#post_545cdcfd6368722bd6450100\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdcd26368726d66ec0000#post_545cdcd26368726d66ec0000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdc326368727a26130100#post_545cdc326368727a26130100\r\n\r\nits like you guys want your country to die.\r\n\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UyxaFnxn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/uzkxigtzhndkqhqhfs1e.jpg!\r\n\r\nshark 2014","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545ce0086368722b9e490200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cdac96368726ddab70000#post_545cdac96368726ddab70000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c758163687278406d0000#post_545c758163687278406d0000\r\nFuck it, I'm voting for all animal candidates next election. I remember getting my ballot (I vote absentee) this year and going through it and seeing fucking no one that I want anywhere near government power on it.[/bq]\r\nIf anything 2015 is going to be utterly hilarious.''\r\n\r\n2015 in a nutshell going to be:\r\nRepublicans \"Woohoo time for another shutdown\"\r\n*five minutes later\r\n\"Why do you guys not like us?!\"\r\n\r\n*SENATOR ARMSTRONG 2016!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545ce0ee63687232f09c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"if anyone ever uses the rolling stone cover sexism argument\r\n\r\n\"just remember...\":http://feminismshmeminism.tumblr.com/post/101947624853/mizumanta-womxxn-we-went-to-this-burger","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545ce7a363687271e7ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/b60917f61a416bd88c7da217b2670b60/tumblr_naq80bnGmE1tvespno1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545cf3a86368723648f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, what is with Dave's brother and the puppet fetish?\r\nIt's fuckin' weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545cf56c63687243e4b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I NEED\":www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=NEC12623&mode=retail&utm_source=Marketing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Marketing&utm_content","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545cf6846368724d70970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cf56c63687243e4b60100#post_545cf56c63687243e4b60100\r\nJesus!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545cf81263687214b2a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cf6846368724d70970000#post_545cf6846368724d70970000\r\nThat's what I said!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545cf8326368726687540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cf3a86368723648f20000#post_545cf3a86368723648f20000\r\n\r\nthey are for ironic purposes you will never get to understand.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545cf8506368725458620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/15f1f1440dc54a3df60311b648f304fd/tumblr_n9l4cctvQt1rckw3lo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545cf86d63687236488b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545cf81263687214b2a40100#post_545cf81263687214b2a40100\r\nI at that point it would be better just to buy a full sized plushy of Rocket. And Groot. And Starlord. A