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{"topics":[{"id":"536db88e6368724517ad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone here know what these fruits\r\n!http://theordinarycook.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bletted-medlars.jpg!\r\ncalled medlars taste like?\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"536dbb356368726e18c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Sexzilla and Mary Sue proceeded to have hot kinky sex for a whole month while swimming in Godzilla's semen. Mary Sue rubbed her clit and nipples with the hot reptillian seed. Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance licked the cum off her big tits and proceeded to jerk Heavy and Soldier off with their magic. The Slut Army was beginning to take over the universe. But there was one thing that they needed first to finish the job.\r\n\r\nRandomosaur.\r\n\r\nTwilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance met Randomosaur at his underground lab beneath the ocean floor. Dinosaurs were present in cages and tons of hot, young, nude women were present, ready to service the half-dinosaur half-teenager at any time. They proceeded to have a massive orgy, ending with the pregnancies of Twilight Sparkle, Princess Cadance, a stripper named May Florensis, and Hitomi Tanaka. They gave birth to dinosaur eggs which hatched into baby raptors. Randomosaur then agreed to help them take over the universe. After giving Vladimir Putin a handjob, he began building a giant weapon. The Cumminator.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536dbc936368726d0b610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536dbb356368726e18c20000#post_536dbb356368726e18c20000\r\n\r\nQue jijos he leído y po qué no me detuve?!?!?!?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536dcfdc636872201e810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just found jontron porn.\r\n\r\nguess the r34 circle is complete for me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536dd04c63687220b3810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536dcfdc636872201e810300#post_536dcfdc636872201e810300\r\n\r\nI'm more interested on knowing how or why you found it ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536dded46368727ac83e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have about a hour until I'm officially moving.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI couldn't get any sleep cause for some reason people don't seem to understand getting up at 3 am means you have to go to bed at 7pm to get a full nights sleep.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSince I was awake half the night I thought of something; I'm legitimately proud of the usa, not in the \"Freedom! Bald Eagle! Football!\" sense, but rather the \"Wow we've managed to survive for this long?\" sense. What I mean by this is when you think about it if the usa was a person it would be one of those kind of slow people that honestly wants to help, but keeps fucking up. \"Good lord usa! Can you try not to fuck up for ten seconds?\" \"I'm sorry guys; I don't know why this happened\" \"Again usa? Can you at least try to not to fuck up?\" \"Sorry guys\"\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is current day stuff includes our terrible health care, our education system needs serious help, wiretapping, unemployment, our deficit and a million other things. *BUT* you know what? It's not actually as much of a doomsday scenario as it seems. When you get right down to it most of our problems on the macro scale are cause we're a oligarchy and controlled by a bunch of greedy old people that don't understand why throwing money at something doesn't make people believe them.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this let's look at usa beliefs; most americans view themselves as conservative, but if you look at what people actually believe we're more center-progressive. What I mean by this is the super majority of usa citizens are pro-freedom of speech, pro-freedom of religion, separation of church and state, want less strict copyright and trademark laws, pro glbt rights, pro womens' rights, pro minorities ri
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