time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4295.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54efcd286368720518e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Adam_Smasher/boards/DullSurprise.jpg!\r\nAccording to the mass conservation principle, there is no way a robot made out of six construction vehicles could be taller than a skyline. Its components are too small to form something that large. The robot, of course, is that large anyway because robots don't care what humans think is impossible","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efcd3f636872786b930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god\r\n\r\nI would so propose with \"these\":http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/legend-of-zelda-wedding-rings","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54efcd6b6368726bec192300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nah, Google is not a good translator. (I actually do have a minor grasp on the language. So I generally know that what I'm saying is at least comprehensible.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54efcd936368720605791800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd0b6368720697020500#post_54efcd0b6368720697020500\r\n....\r\nYou never had surgery?\r\nLucky.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efcd976368720add8e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd286368720518e40300#post_54efcd286368720518e40300\r\nIt's a similar case with Arcee in Prime.\r\nAlthough you could argue that he has the same mass he's just less dense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efcdd463687249d99f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd936368720605791800#post_54efcd936368720605791800\r\nI have had stitches a few times but nothing ever invasive.\r\nUnless the removal of my wisdom teeth counts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54efce3663687249d9d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcdd463687249d99f0100#post_54efcdd463687249d99f0100\r\nTeeth don't count, it's just pulling them out of your mouth.\r\nI had surgeries that occurred next to my brain.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54efce6563687219b84b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd0b6368720697020500#post_54efcd0b6368720697020500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcc9063687249d9e10000#post_54efcc9063687249d9e10000\r\nI've never had surgery!\r\nHaha! I still even have my tonsils and appendix.[/bq]\r\nIf you're wondering why I didn't have pain killers; rather they gave me pain killers and turned out I was immune to them.\r\n\r\nThe people that say birth/getting burned/stabbed/broken bones or such is the \"worst pain ever\" that's a bunch of fucking bull.  Imagine a knife cutting you open and them using medical tools to stitch your insides and such and then stitching it back closed.\r\n\r\nAfter that shit every time I feel pain it's like \"whatever\" cause everything else is nothing in comparison.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54efced96368727d7a910300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efcd976368720add8e0c00#post_54efcd976368720add8e0c00\r\nPretty much every transformer shifts mass to some extent. I think it was the worst in the original show though. I mean freaking megatron turned into a pistol. Soundwave was a cassette player. \r\nAlso reflector was three different robots that combined into a camera\r\n\r\nT'was a silly show","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54efcf076368720dd68c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54efce3663687249d9d60100#post_54efce3663687249d9d60100\r\nI remember when I was getting my chin stitched up. I got into a fight with someone and I managed to cut my chin open. I actually BIT the doctor sewing me