time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4791.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550ac3a763687272b2e00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't even get laid in my dreams...\r\n_^so close^_","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550ac4c9636872160dfb0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ac28a6368721759bd0500#post_550ac28a6368721759bd0500\r\n*OH!*\r\n\r\nThat's odd for some reason the site didn't show it up. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550ac5d1636872160d990f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550aae286368723f47860a00#post_550aae286368723f47860a00\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550aad94636872668fe00900#post_550aad94636872668fe00900\r\nJoin the army or at least ROTC. [/bq]\r\n>Implying I'm old enough\r\nI wish I could.\r\n-Not really-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550ac6236368722b05fe0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ac5d1636872160d990f00#post_550ac5d1636872160d990f00\r\nI wanted to join the army","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550ac63b6368727ab5c81300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ac6236368722b05fe0500#post_550ac6236368722b05fe0500\r\nWhat's stopping you?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550ac6d1636872064bdf1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A piece of toast insulting me in German.\r\n\r\nThat would be my greatest nightmare.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550ac94a63687272b23b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ac6236368722b05fe0500#post_550ac6236368722b05fe0500\r\nIt's a great lifestyle, broseph. New things to learn, good friends to meet. You even get paid for it. \r\n\r\nBy summer's end I'll be a lieutenant in the Reserve.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550ac9786368722500941200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ac63b6368727ab5c81300#post_550ac63b6368727ab5c81300\r\nMedical stuff","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550acd5f6368721bd2921700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ac5d1636872160d990f00#post_550ac5d1636872160d990f00\r\nAll in time, young grasshopper.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Yes, I'm allowed to say that. I'm Asian.[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550ace916368720d4dea1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That was fucking Great! TFS you never fail me! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550acfc26368723515471200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Urgh, sitting on a cold stone ledge hurts my butt...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550acfd363687212e4010d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550acfc26368723515471200#post_550acfc26368723515471200\r\nWhere you at? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550ad08f6368721d0d301200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550acfd363687212e4010d00#post_550acfd363687212e4010d00\r\nAt an outdoor restaurant.\r\nI'm sitting here because it has the best WiFi.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550ad0d06368725cba180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can feel the summer.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"550ad1046368724a64162100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ad0d06368725cba180000#post_550ad0d06368725cba180000\r\nAnd it buuuurns! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550ad10d6368725c7f5a1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ad0d06368725cba180000#post_550ad0d06368725cba180000\r\nNuuuuuu\r\nMoar w