time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5034.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551899e06368721f8df80900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@THE RESULT OF MULTIPLE PUNCHES OF SAITAMA REMEMBER ME THE ONE-HUNDRED CRACK FIST OF KENSHIRO@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551899ea636872596f560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551899a16368721f38370a00#post_551899a16368721f38370a00\r\ni thought that the newer stuff read left to right\r\n\r\nwhelp, i guess thats what you get when you take wikipedias word on something you know next to nothing about","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55189a1563687270fa780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551898ac6368722081b10a00#post_551898ac6368722081b10a00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]After this episode Imma take a break. -Maybe masturbate.- Eleven episodes in one day isn't bad.[/bq]\r\nNow masturbate eleven times","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55189a436368721d733a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189a1563687270fa780400#post_55189a1563687270fa780400\r\nI have before.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55189a9663687261c62b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189a436368721d733a0b00#post_55189a436368721d733a0b00\r\n@YOU CAN MASTURBATE 40 TIMES BEFORE DYING@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55189a9d6368725d3a0f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i probably already have today!\r\n\r\nwell, not the dying part ofc","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55189ae263687242c0a40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189a9663687261c62b0400#post_55189a9663687261c62b0400\r\nMy record is twelve times in one day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55189b116368721f38940a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!cdn2.hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/17/baby-wolves.jpg!\r\nBabby\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551899ac63687264429d0100#post_551899ac63687264429d0100\r\nHeadcanon'd\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551899db6368726442a50100#post_551899db6368726442a50100\r\nI can't vidya and subs at the same time!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55189b2963687270fac40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189a9d6368725d3a0f0600#post_55189a9d6368725d3a0f0600\r\nMaybe you died and went to hell\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55189b616368721c64260900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189a1563687270fa780400#post_55189a1563687270fa780400\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189a9663687261c62b0400#post_55189a9663687261c62b0400\r\nI legitimately don't think I could go much more than 5","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55189b6c6368721c88610800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So\r\n\r\nthis is miyo\r\n\r\nmy brother found and reset reset my password, jesus fuck\r\n\r\nand i dont use the email anymore, so that's not an option\r\n\r\nso enjoy his shitposting or whatever, im gonna try to make him give me the new one","author":"551898cf6368721d250a0900"},{"id":"55189b8563687221db230900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189ae263687242c0a40200#post_55189ae263687242c0a40200\r\n@OR YOU WERE EXTREMELY HORNY OR EXTREMELY BORED TO DO THAT@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55189bac63687267616b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55189b616368721c64260900#post_55189b616368721c64260900\r\nI probably could, but think i'd have to switch arms in between and i'm not very good at it with my left","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55189bc263687220dd640800","topic_id":"51