time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/586.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a5113f636872331c350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a510eb63687232973f0000#post_53a510eb63687232973f0000\r\nIt's pretty tame. But it's time to change that.\r\n\r\nLET'S KILL EACH OTHER!\r\n\r\n*Brings out a minigun that shoots sharks*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5115663687231ef8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a510eb63687232973f0000#post_53a510eb63687232973f0000\r\nJust enough to loosen your inhibitions.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5119563687231ef9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5110c6368723238180000#post_53a5110c6368723238180000\r\nIf a real-life AM ever becomes possible, please build one.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5124063687232b45c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5119563687231ef9d0000#post_53a5119563687231ef9d0000\r\n...So is this what makes it go?\r\n\r\n*The Garland speeds off like a bullet*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a5127563687234f0880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5119563687231ef9d0000#post_53a5119563687231ef9d0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5110c6368723238180000#post_53a5110c6368723238180000\r\nIf a real-life AM ever becomes possible, please build one.[/bq]\r\nYou do realize that when sapient Ai come about people are just going to try to stick their dick in it right?\r\nSame with if aliens ever come to Earth.\r\nAlso when cyborgs come about.\r\nIf mythological creatures like kitsune or gods were found out to exist.\r\n. . . and so forth.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a512c66368723238710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5127563687234f0880000#post_53a5127563687234f0880000\r\nOff the top of my head I can only think of ONE alien I would want to sleep with.\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120319195658/masseffect/images/0/0d/ME3_Garrus_Normandy.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a512cb636872352c810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5124063687232b45c0000#post_53a5124063687232b45c0000\r\n*I turn you into a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where your eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once your arms, bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. You leave a moist trail as you move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on your surface as though light is beamed from within.*\r\n\r\n*You have no mouth, and you must scream*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5131b6368723406a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a512cb636872352c810000#post_53a512cb636872352c810000\r\n*Getter rays manage to somehow reserve this*\r\n\r\nOkay, I'm not going through either of those again*\r\n\r\n*Transforms the Bahamut to robot form*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a5135f636872332acb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5131b6368723406a60000#post_53a5131b6368723406a60000\r\n*I turn into a giant pizza with legs and a giant fist*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a513966368723279850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5127563687234f0880000#post_53a5127563687234f0880000\r\nI certainly would.\r\n\r\nYou know what I think would be a good twist on the sapient AI story? If it was actually more moral than the people who built it. Why is it that people who write scifi always equate more than human intelligence with more than human malevolence?\r\n\r\n\"@Squig