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{"topics":[{"id":"52cdc72c6368723d36dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52cdc594636872351ccb1300#post_52cdc594636872351ccb1300\r\nWho's to say we still can't? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52cdeb5d6368720300818800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't do enough.\r\n\r\nANd I really want to.\r\n\r\nBut at the same time, I don't.\r\n\r\nUgh.!http://www.burgrr.com/images/icons/burgrr_m_steak.png!","author":"4fddff15945b706cf6000520"},{"id":"52d2476c63687264f7e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I began \"writing\" for an RP on the site. And I went playing pool with some friends (I lost every game n_n) then poker and closed with dominoes","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"52d273e66368727ad0af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I THINK IT'S STORY TIME, GUYS!!!*\r\n\r\n\r\nSo this one time me and a couple of friends were drinking in a park. We were only 14. This fat security guard man comes up to us and basically says \"Alright boys, dump out the beer.\"\r\n\r\n\"No,\" said I, and we each took a swig.\r\n\r\n\"Then I'm going to call the cops,\" said the security guard.\r\n\r\n\"Go ahead,\" says Flappy (Not his real name, it was a nickname), \"We'll be done by the time they get here.\"\r\n\r\nSo the security guard calls the police and stands there glowering at us while we continue to consume our drinks. Eric, the third of the group gets done first and throws his bottle into the river. I get done next, and throw my bottle into the river. Flappy always talked too much, so he practically had a full bottle to get through, and still had a good third of it by the time the police showed up.\r\n\r\nSo the cop is walking up and is probably within 15 feet of us, when out of nowhere Flappy starts sloshing his beer all over the security guard and drops the empty bottle at his feet. \"Officer!\" he says to the cop, \"You're just in time! Us three just caught this security guard drinking on the job!\"\r\n\r\nSo we all three got loaded into the cop car, laughing every step of the way. It was probably the funniest thing to ever happen to me whilst getting arrested.\r\n\r\n--------------------------\r\n\r\nAnother time, me and my ex were walking through the mall. I was busy chatting him up, and didn't see a fat man in one of those handicapped scooters headed right for me. He didn't slow down, and whaled right into me. I started yelling at the guy, and to my surprise, he totally started yelling right back. I was fucking pissed right off, and _this close_ to hitting him, but Jacky (My ex) stopped me and basically told me how bad it would look for me to hit a crippled guy.\r\n\r\nI reluctantly agreed, and started to walk away.\r\n\r\n\"Va te crosser, Fifi!\" he yells at me (He basically called me a faggot and told me to go fuck myself)\r\n\r\nSo I pushed away from Jacky, came back, and made a fist. He smirked at me, like he _wanted_ me to hit him. I don't know what was going through this guy's head, but I knew then and there I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.\r\n\r\nSo I pulled the keys out of his scooter and left the fat fuck stranded in the middle of the Fleur de Lys mall. Hearing him yell sacres (It's how French Canadians flip out; just in a random string of vulgarities) at me as I walked away was one of the most satisfying things ever in my life.","author":"4fe24e617f123b7aca0030ac"},{"id":"52d2b15e6368722d57520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DanielTepesKraus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52d273e66368727ad0af0100#post_52d273e66368727ad0af0100\r\n\r\n2edgy4me\r\n\r\n(did you ever give the keys back, or did you just end up keeping them?)","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"52d2bb5c6368723953980200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52cdc594636872351ccb1300#post_52cdc594636872351ccb1300\r\nToo bad, lets see how it does in the revival","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb
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