time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3240.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b4801e636872797a130600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh jesus\r\n\"I unsheathe my scimitar while screaming \"RULES OF NATURE\" and leap towards the Balor\"\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47fb963687275c3590600#post_54b47fb963687275c3590600\r\nthere's contraceptive spells and equipment if you want to avoid that \r\n\r\nalso an infertile feat ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b4801f6368726fd9530800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was sure that the Jotaro pic would have drawn a response from Squiggy.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/755/547/55e.jpg!\r\nWell shit. They've been assimilated.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b4802c63687274c67e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47f6263687273c9460800#post_54b47f6263687273c9460800\r\nIt also contains notes on fantasy STDs, how each alignment might view sex and my personal favorite a whole bunch of prestige classes, including one that is all about deriving magical power from piercings.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b480446368727c85280b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47fb963687275c3590600#post_54b47fb963687275c3590600\r\n-Slut-\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47fca6368727ac3920c00#post_54b47fca6368727ac3920c00\r\nFrom out of context DND quotes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b48057636872797a4f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4801f6368726fd9530800#post_54b4801f6368726fd9530800\r\nThat's it, we're boned. It was nice knowing all of you, but its time for the apocalypse orgy. Remember, no eye contact.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b480606368722eff680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4802c63687274c67e0a00#post_54b4802c63687274c67e0a00\r\nOmg that is amazing ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b480746368727143de0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4802c63687274c67e0a00#post_54b4802c63687274c67e0a00\r\nI'm fascinated by that type of thing \r\nmore fiction needs to explore stuff like that. Even when it's hilarious it's also really interesting. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b480856368726f9bc90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time for the pile?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b480a46368727ac3fe0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480446368727c85280b00#post_54b480446368727c85280b00\r\n#^_^#\r\nYou love it~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b480b363687236d93f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4801f6368726fd9530800#post_54b4801f6368726fd9530800\r\nI can take 'em.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b480d5636872427b1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480856368726f9bc90900#post_54b480856368726f9bc90900\r\nEVERYBODY SUIT UP\r\n[spoiler]!https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3268/2637035709_be60b9fc15.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]the pink one has seen some shit[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b480fb6368727015740900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480d5636872427b1b0000#post_54b480d5636872427b1b0000\r\n\r\nRemember, no biting unless asked.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b481426368727aeb1d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480746368727143de0800#post_54b480746368727143de0800\r\nAgreed. Unfortunately a lot of people who are totally cool with brutal dismemberm