time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/462.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5391325663687237fd300600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539131c46368725c3d040000#post_539131c46368725c3d040000\r\nGotcha. Back in a minute, you know. Unless I get distracted or something.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5391347e6368725beddf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391325663687237fd300600#post_5391325663687237fd300600\r\n==*Puts out ALL OF THE DISTRACTIONS in gasmaskangel's path for when they return*==","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5391373f6368725ed30d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391347e6368725beddf0000#post_5391347e6368725beddf0000\r\nOooh a piece of candy! Oooh a piece of candy! Oooh a piece of candy! Oooh a piece of candy! Oooh a piece of candy! and so on.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5391396c636872578fde0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391373f6368725ed30d0000#post_5391373f6368725ed30d0000\r\n\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fd94ad202a7b665230e771c72e7a41d/tumblr_n65gh9ixsK1rc7zl1o3_400.gif!\r\n\r\ndont pick candy from the floor","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53913a1763687257e43e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you need to use the toilet but you're wearing a space suit, what would happen?\r\n\r\nIf a T-Rex were to turn into a zombie, would it occasionally target people's heads to get their brains?\r\n\r\nIf an object moves at the speed of light might time travel, how come light itself never time travels?\r\n\r\nIf you were to fart near lava, would it explode?\r\n\r\nIf training animals is possible, can you train some to rob a bank?\r\n\r\nIf the Moon exploded, would its chunks fall onto the Earth and destroy life as we know it?\r\n\r\nIf I were to touch someone's brain, would they have occasional spasms and reflexes?\r\n\r\nIf I were to make to back tire smokes like those racing cars do before starting, would it dig a hole?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53913a3263687213b1500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391396c636872578fde0000#post_5391396c636872578fde0000\r\nYou're not my mother! Oooh a piece of candy! Oooh some dirty pictures! Oooh a piece of candy! Oooh a piece of candy! Oooh a piece of candy! ect.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53913b6f636872577f5a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53913a1763687257e43e0100#post_53913a1763687257e43e0100\r\n\r\n1. Depends. Am I in space or Earth?\r\n\r\n2. Considering the size, that would be the first limb they would grab. Two birds with one stone.\r\n\r\n3. Lightspeed is a constant. Matter that travels at the speed of light is the one that is subjected to change because of it's composition.\r\n\r\n4. I think your ass would melt if you have to be that close\r\n\r\n5. Watch the movie Doberman.\r\n\r\n6. It could cause severe damage, but depending on how big they are they could cause major damage or burn on the atmosphere\r\n\r\n7. Surprisingly, yes. There are studies about that stuff.\r\n\r\n8. Only if on dirt terrain. On asphalt the tires would end up burning long before doing something\r\n\r\n(All this are subjected to be wrong on scientific basis)","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53913bb263687246c87d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53913a1763687257e43e0100#post_53913a1763687257e43e0100\r\n\r\n1. space suits have a special thing for that kind of thing.\r\n\r\n2. since zombies dont exist yet we dont know if they target brains or not.\r\n\r\n3.you time travel if you move FASTER than light.\r\n\r\n4. iunno, but it would do like a flametrower maybe.\r\n\r\n5.yes, unless it requires complicated things like remembering numbers, maybe if you put a cam in it and a