time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/475.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5393ee7b6368723c99700500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ed1d6368725626210200#post_5393ed1d6368725626210200\r\nThe small. You definitely want to start with something small.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393eebf6368721230890600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ee7b6368723c99700500#post_5393ee7b6368723c99700500\r\nFossil belemnites make good buttplugs.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393eef06368723c99990500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393eebf6368721230890600#post_5393eebf6368721230890600\r\nI doubt that very much sweetheart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5393ef296368723d5bd00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393eef06368723c99990500#post_5393eef06368723c99990500\r\nI speak from personal experience.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393ef446368724f53640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef296368723d5bd00500#post_5393ef296368723d5bd00500\r\nWell.....\r\nOkay then.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5393ef516368722458370700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393eebf6368721230890600#post_5393eebf6368721230890600\r\nYou really don't want anything rough up there. Even a small imperfection can be very... unpleasant.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393ef586368724f5f1d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't mind me, I'll just save some cash for gasmaskangel to make a RandoxSquiggyxSquiggy's boydfriend slashfic","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393ef6d63687259d4cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef296368723d5bd00500#post_5393ef296368723d5bd00500\r\nWhy do you think sex toys don't have seams?\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef586368724f5f1d0200#post_5393ef586368724f5f1d0200\r\nI'D READ IT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5393ef706368723dfd110600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I have no Idea what's going on.\r\n\r\nI really recommend Tetsujin-28 along with Imagawa's other work\r\n\r\nIt may look simple based on the opening, But the actual show is anything but","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5393efa963687268531a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef516368722458370700#post_5393ef516368722458370700\r\nThey're covered in saliva beforehand. And I always clean them afterwards.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393f0176368724010c30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393ef586368724f5f1d0200#post_5393ef586368724f5f1d0200\r\nI'd write it drunk. Shit would get bananas. ","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393f2466368724f75ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just put a spider in GMK's hair. Watch him go crazy.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5393f2f9636872680b720300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f2466368724f75ef0200#post_5393f2466368724f75ef0200\r\nShows what you know, I shave my head.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5393f3426368725360de0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393f2466368724f75ef0200#post_5393f2466368724f75ef0200\r\n!http://f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/s/saiteijin1059/20080323/20080323223123.jpg!\r\nDid someone say Spider?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5393f68b6368727dacb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8195038208/h75D1B47C/!","author":"50b70eeb7f1