time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/484.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5395f9256368723fe60e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395f86263687223dcd00000#post_5395f86263687223dcd00000\r\n\r\nHi honey! How was work today?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5395f96e6368720fc40c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395f9256368723fe60e0400#post_5395f9256368723fe60e0400\r\nIt was good. People think I'm weird for liking kids.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5395fade6368720761200500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395f96e6368720fc40c0500#post_5395f96e6368720fc40c0500\r\nThat's just you're fatherly side showing!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5395fb8063687240212b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395fade6368720761200500#post_5395fade6368720761200500\r\nOh stop it you.\r\n~You're making me blush.~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5395fc146368727d284c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's official guys, \"food is obsolete\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_%28food_substitute%29\r\n\r\nStop eating people! \r\n\r\n~[spoiler]_sarcasm_[/spoiler]~","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5395fc4b636872745db80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395e2506368722a50240400#post_5395e2506368722a50240400\r\nI'd use my own skeleton as a weapon. Imagine using your spine as a sword. Plus, it's pretty grotesque.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5395fc8163687223dc760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395fc146368727d284c0000#post_5395fc146368727d284c0000\r\nBut I just bought a box of Sno-Balls...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5395fcb66368727d288d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395fc4b636872745db80600#post_5395fc4b636872745db80600\r\nThere was a guy in Naruto who could do exactly that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5395fd026368722d998a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395fcb66368727d288d0000#post_5395fcb66368727d288d0000\r\n\r\nSame as Ransik from Time Force and a character from X-Men","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5395fd396368727be1930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5395fcb66368727d288d0000#post_5395fcb66368727d288d0000\r\nYeah, Kimimaro if I remember. The first time Naruto said his name I thought he said \"Baby Mario\".","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53960b296368725866f50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Wurst gun in existence\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eRtuSM3pYM\r\nAnd it was made in *Germany*, a country renowned for their fine firearms.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53960e676368724afa300500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53960b296368725866f50600#post_53960b296368725866f50600\r\nDon't forget that Germany also gave us THIS abomination.\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eIO2BaTouLg/UWWfsqwmEWI/AAAAAAAAU_g/Wij0NfiJ7Nk/s1600/krummlauf-556x484.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53960f1763687250837d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53960e676368724afa300500#post_53960e676368724afa300500\r\nIt looks like the world's biggest blowtorch.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53960f2763687250a5d00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53960e676368724afa300500#post_53960e676368724afa300500\r\nKrumlauf. It just makes me laffe.\r\nhey, were desperate and to an extent, it worked.\r\n\r\nThe RG 10 was regarded by people t