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{"topics":[{"id":"539b7ed1636872667c950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's happening in this here thread! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b7f2a636872578b800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7ed1636872667c950500#post_539b7ed1636872667c950500\r\nI HAVE MADE MY GLORIOUS AND TRIUMPHANT RETURN!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b7f316368723fc30c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to piss in a Vodka bottle and give it to my aunt as a prank. Is this sexual deviancy?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b7f8263687237489f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f316368723fc30c0100#post_539b7f316368723fc30c0100\r\nNo. But it IS really messed up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b7fb163687225c4c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f8263687237489f0400#post_539b7f8263687237489f0400\r\nWELCOME BACK MY FRIEND!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b7fe66368725776a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That's right! I'm back and you will all feel my love!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b7ffb63687266b6600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f8263687237489f0400#post_539b7f8263687237489f0400\r\nEven better.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b801f6368726699930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7f316368723fc30c0100#post_539b7f316368723fc30c0100\r\n!http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Supernatural-confused-gif.gif!\r\nEwww (nah, it's not really disgusting).","author":"50e08907a4c72d6c34000247"},{"id":"539b802e6368727973260600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7ffb63687266b6600000#post_539b7ffb63687266b6600000\r\nIs your aunt an asshole or something?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b804e63687208ff170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b802e6368727973260600#post_539b802e6368727973260600\r\nNah, she's just a bit of a bitch at times.\r\n\r\nShe's pretty cool though.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b80926368726699a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.wp.com/www.mostlyjunkfood.com/treats/2013/07/earl-hive-1.jpg?fit=640%2C600!\r\n\r\nhive really gives me the chills.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b80946368726689af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b7fe66368725776a30000#post_539b7fe66368725776a30000\r\nNot if I give it to you first!\r\n\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/6aaefb34d4d67bfd6f3dbacf0efbd222/tumblr_n5tgcztRB01tqx40mo8_250.png!\r\nHug me brother!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539b809d6368726699ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b804e63687208ff170000#post_539b804e63687208ff170000\r\nThen why would you do that!?\r\n\r\nHUGS FOR EVERYONE!\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1501505/ponyo-hug-o.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b80da636872667c080600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b809d6368726699ab0000#post_539b809d6368726699ab0000\r\nBecause it would be funny.\r\n\r\nShe hates Pepsi, so I once thought of putting Pepsi in an empty Coke bottle and giving it to her, but I think the piss in a Vodka bottle prank would be funnier.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b8211636872667c440600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b809d6368726699ab0000#post_539b809d6368726699ab0000\r\nHot Hugs are best hu