time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5360.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552c6eea6368720bd6e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c6ea963687217311d0000#post_552c6ea963687217311d0000\r\n@IF YOU WANT TO CRY LIKE A GIRL@\r\n@YES@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552c6efd6368720bc5220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c6e666368720ebbd00400#post_552c6e666368720ebbd00400\r\nI just need to get my not porn out of my porn. it all ends up in the same folder. \r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c70796368720ebb160800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It took Wolf Children nine and a half minutes to do something Twilight couldn't do in in four books and five movies.\r\n\r\n\"EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS FUCKING MOVIE.\":http://kissanime.com/Anime/Ookami-Kodomo-no-Ame-to-Yuki-Dub/Movie-1080p?id=58861","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c716a63687204dd6e2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c70796368720ebb160800#post_552c70796368720ebb160800\r\n@I WILL DO IT@\r\n@PROBABLY IN A MONTH@\r\n@OR TWO@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552c718b63687204ddb82100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c716a63687204dd6e2100#post_552c716a63687204dd6e2100\r\nNO. WATCH IT NAO.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c71aa6368723a69660d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c70796368720ebb160800#post_552c70796368720ebb160800\r\n>1 minute in\r\n>music starts\r\n>can already tell i won't be able to handle it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c71f56368721731140400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have nothing to comment.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552c72126368726088c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OH MY GOD THIS IS ANIME TWILIGHT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c72266368723a69380e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c718b63687204ddb82100#post_552c718b63687204ddb82100\r\n@I CAN'T@\r\n@I AM WATCHING SOMETHING@\r\n@AND I NEED TO WATCH OTHER MOVIES@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552c725d63687232f2151100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c70796368720ebb160800#post_552c70796368720ebb160800\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]It took Wolf Children nine and a half minutes to do something Twilight couldn't do in in four books and five movies.\r\n[/bq]\r\nWhat do you mean by this?\r\nRealistic characters with emotions?\r\nLikable boyfriend and girlfriend characters that get together?\r\nWell fleshed out story?\r\nRealistic reason why the boyfriend doesn't tell anyone?\r\nHealthy relationship?\r\nCharacters with actual emotions?\r\nActual story conflict that is actually important?\r\nA story conflict that isn't settled by droopy eyes?\r\n. . . Five hours later. . .\r\nChildren characters that are actually indicative of real life children?\r\nNon-abusive relationship?\r\n. . . Ten hours later. . .\r\nTeenagers that have actual conflict with choosing their future for themselves?\r\n. . . so much later that the previous narrator quit and started a family. . .\r\nTeenager girl faces actual conflict with trying to lead a normal life?\r\n\r\nOr all of the above?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552c728763687232f25b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You guys are weird\r\n","author":null},{"id":"552c72b96368721bc6550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FDEE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c728763687232f25b1100#post_552c728763687232f25b1100\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131229211240/creepypasta/images/3/37/Well_yeah_ok.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c72ba63687277da600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d