time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5589.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553980256368724d0afa0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55397e236368721e6e840600#post_55397e236368721e6e840600\r\nWHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5539805b6368726842920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55397e446368727368a50200#post_55397e446368727368a50200\r\nCalm your kitty boner.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539806563687256bb850200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Watch this. Right now.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqjqZWgVN0U","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553980986368724d0aa20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55397e236368721e6e840600#post_55397e236368721e6e840600\r\n\"DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL!!!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KGfgg-d8s","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553980f56368724d0a320800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539806563687256bb850200#post_5539806563687256bb850200\r\nIs that iwata's rebellious younger brother","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539810963687202148d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539805b6368726842920100#post_5539805b6368726842920100\r\nMy kitty boner can't be calmed by mere words!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5539816f6368727368ef0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539806563687256bb850200#post_5539806563687256bb850200\r\nThis is brilliant.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553981fc6368723574010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Episode 21 of Fairy Tail in the last episode of Fairy tail [spoiler] we learned the origin of Happy(a Cat)[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553982a26368723574d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539810963687202148d0100#post_5539810963687202148d0100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539805b6368726842920100#post_5539805b6368726842920100\r\nMy kitty boner can't be calmed by mere words![/bq]\r\nSaggy grandma tities\r\n\r\nDead babies\r\n\r\nMoldy ham sammich","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"553982f763687256bb3c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553982a26368723574d00100#post_553982a26368723574d00100\r\nTrust me on this girl. His kitty boner is more powerful than MY ordinary boner.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553982fd6368726842d50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553982a26368723574d00100#post_553982a26368723574d00100\r\nAll someone's fetish","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5539836763687277329c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553982fd6368726842d50400#post_553982fd6368726842d50400\r\nI'm not entirely sure that moldy ham sammich isn't a euphemism for some horrifying sexual act  \r\n\r\nLike ...chunneling (thanks pat and woolie)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553983b66368726842f40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553982fd6368726842d50400#post_553982fd6368726842d50400\r\n_nooooooooo_ D:","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"553983d16368724d0ac20c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0758af0454b7fa8a42c3554ac784bab5/tumblr_n962fcPIte1sn07v3o1_1280.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553984206368727732570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So there's a chance we might not work tomorrow\r\nPossible super long weekend","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553984ac6368727732