time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5967.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554c425363687256cae91a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c41fa63687250e6750600#post_554c41fa63687250e6750600\r\nOuch dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c431a6368722a22980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c3e9b6368722a06171000#post_554c3e9b6368722a06171000\r\n_~Dear Princess Celestia,~ \r\n~Today I f*cked up today by doing something really stupid. I am not proud of what I did, and now I know not to do that stupid thing again.~_\r\n\r\n~*Don't handle groceries while barefoot.*~\r\n~Trust me, it makes sense in context.~\r\n\r\n_~Your faithful student,\r\nEHAN~_","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554c43d063687250e6ca0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c425363687256cae91a00#post_554c425363687256cae91a00\r\nPublic sector ftw\r\n\r\nThis is far from the biggest fuck-up i've had happen ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"554c44ed6368723952280300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nearly got into an accident.\r\nI was driving the car when suddenly, I blacked out for a second. I have no idea how that happened.\r\n\r\nI barely missed a truck.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c457c6368726d74d10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c44ed6368723952280300#post_554c44ed6368723952280300\r\nWhat is this, international fcuk-up for no reason day?\r\n\r\nEveryone is just suddenly losing their shit","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554c45eb63687256ca0a1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c457c6368726d74d10500#post_554c457c6368726d74d10500\r\nBut hey, I just drove 20 miles.\r\nThat's a record to me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c45ef6368723952310400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/yxABnRR.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554c462063687250be810b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c45eb63687256ca0a1f00#post_554c45eb63687256ca0a1f00\r\nWell I drove 0 miles today\r\n\r\nThat's a personal record for me too :D","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554c485163687239527c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Starting episode 240.\r\n\r\nMan this show is starting to just pile on the feels.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554c4f6f6368723952930e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The entirety of Gravity (2013) condensed into one gif\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/IStUByi.gif![/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554c51a96368723113382500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c457c6368726d74d10500#post_554c457c6368726d74d10500\r\nAlso, I was able to dodge the truck because it used its horn.\r\nIf it didn't, it would be an accident between a line of car lead by a truck and a line of cars lead by a small car.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c52586368723952ed1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c51a96368723113382500#post_554c51a96368723113382500\r\nGlad you're not dead.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c52cf63687252428e1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Me right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c53376368726d743b1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c52cf63687252428e1500#post_554c52cf63687252428e1500\r\nthat's terrorist commie talk","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"554c535b63687273ae911000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c52586368723952ed1100#post_554c52586368723952ed1100\r\nYeah